Luis Suárez

[Norbs]

Thankyou, if only I knew that when I was under 10 and everyone was a Joey, I could have pointed out the error of the ways although I think the Melvin Squad would of then had a field day with me!!

[Norbs]

Melvin Squad

We had a load of people call them 'wedgies' later on but I didn't embrace that new-fangled crap. It was and always will be a Melvin

Indeed it was. We succumbed to modern day pressure and called our dog Wedgie. In fairness, he doesn't look like a Melvin.

[RedReet]

My point about him spreading his goals out that I made a few weeks back was specifically related to this season and was entirely valid. I am nonetheless absolutely chuffed that since I said it he's made me look a total goon

I don’t know what point you made, but even if Suarez had only scored once against Norwich that still would have been 3 in 6 which is normally the bench mark for any decent striker. Obviously he’s went on and improved on that, but all the stats this season and last suggest he generally spreads his goals out equally.

His stats since he's started playing football have suggested he's a prolific goalscorer and his early form (if not goal return) for us suggested he could do the same here. His form noticeably dropped after the United game last year and I found it very frustrating that people were using the subsequent 3/4 months to judge him, dismissing everything he'd achieved previously in his career.

Anyway, thankfully he is getting back to his best form now and as you say we should all just enjoy watching the little genius every week while he's still here.

[G]

I don’t know what point you made, but even if Suarez had only scored once against Norwich that still would have been 3 in 6 which is normally the bench mark for any decent striker. Obviously he’s went on and improved on that, but all the stats this season and last suggest he generally spreads his goals out equally.

His stats since he's started playing football have suggested he's a prolific goalscorer and his early form (if not goal return) for us suggested he could do the same here. His form noticeably dropped after the United game last year and I found it very frustrating that people were using the subsequent 3/4 months to judge him, dismissing everything he'd achieved previously in his career.

Anyway, thankfully he is getting back to his best form now and as you say we should all just enjoy watching the little genius every week while he's still here.

[Shaggy]

Offal showing all his goals this season for free:

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/how-suarez-topped-the-scoring-charts

[Tee]

The more I see that celebration the more I laugh. He turns around and there is no one there...looks totally swooshed for a second before the fist pump. Gotta love Luis!

[Assassin]

The more I see that celebration the more I laugh. He turns around and there is no one there...looks totally swooshed for a second before the fist pump. Gotta love Luis!

It was a classic W.T.F moment

[Vermilion]

Melvin Squad

We had a load of people call them 'wedgies' later on but I didn't embrace that new-fangled crap. It was and always will be a Melvin

New-fangled ? How new fangled, we used the word Wedgie 40 years ago, how long has this Marvin bloke been around ?

[Shaggy]

My Dad used 'melvin' in the 50s

[lickedlollipop]

https://twitter.com/i/#!/ThaiLFC/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FUlEpYLms

[Vermilion]

My Dad used 'melvin' in the 50s

My great great great Grandfath....Oh never mind you win.

But wait! The definitive answer....

Actually, a melvin was in the front, and a wedgie was in the back. A particularly feared prospect was the Atomic Melvin, in which one's stretchy boxer-briefs were pulled so far up that the elastic band could be placed over one's head.

http://www.lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=subject&id=1197

[Mostar]

Luis Suarez -Every Goal He Scored for Liverpool (So Far)



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd99wPNk14I"]Luis Suarez - All Goals For Liverpool (So Far) - YouTube[/ame]

[Vermilion]

Luis Suarez -Every Goal He Scored for Liverpool (So Far)



Luis Suarez - All Goals For Liverpool (So Far) - YouTube

Epic.

[Mostar]

Epic.

[ChesterDave]

Watching that video with so much of his action condensed into one clip it shows how astonishingly brilliant he is with both feet.