Luis Suárez

[Mostar]

He *is* absolutely crazy. He's ****in nuts

The frenzied intensity with which he plays, the things he does, the goals he scores, the shots he attempts, everything. Man's a ****ing lunatic and he's our lunatic

I guarantee that all the simpering haters would absolutely ****ing love him on their team.

Many say he is a cunt but he is our cunt and I wish we had 10 more like him.

[MrMichael]

Ha, actually imagine a team of Suarezes (!). It would be a media baiting, ball hogging, insane shooting, comedy falling, opposition apoplexy causing, twisting, turning maelstrom of complete lunatic brilliance. I'd ****ing love it but it would probably be too much for the sport to survive.

Someone get the cloning device

[Shaggy]

OptaJoe @OptaJoe
60% - Luis Suarez has scored 60% of Liverpool's PL goals this season. Only Steven Fletcher has a bigger share for his side. Talisman.

[The Birdman]

That stamp on Distan was deliberate, the ball was 2-3 yards away.
1. I couldn't care less that Suarez meant to do it and
2. His instant apology just means he is getting clever and ensured he got a yellow not a red.
If Suarez had stamped on him (which he blatantly did) and ran off he would very likely have got a red card, the hand up apology shows he's learning about English refs.

Next time any of you play football try running at full pace and raking your studs/trainer down the back of someones achillies, much harder to do than it looks.
Challenges like that with the distance between Suarez and Distan and the distance on again to the ball are not accidents.

[baitman]

That stamp on Distan was deliberate, the ball was 2-3 yards away.
1. I couldn't care less that Suarez meant to do it and
2. His instant apology just means he is getting clever and ensured he got a yellow not a red.
If Suarez had stamped on him (which he blatantly did) and ran off he would very likely have got a red card, the hand up apology shows he's learning about English refs.

Next time any of you play football try running at full pace and raking your studs/trainer down the back of someones achillies, much harder to do than it looks.
Challenges like that with the distance between Suarez and Distan and the distance on again to the ball are not accidents.

all true
i cannot believe that refs dont consider the distance from the ball to the actual area of contact. if its the standing foot that gets connected with, and not the ball playing foot then it should be an automatic yellow, at the least.

[Pablo]

How can anyone be so certain of his intent either way? It's ridiculous.

Only he himself knows if he meant it.

[Tee]

How can anyone be so certain of his intent either way? It's ridiculous.

Only he himself knows if he meant it.

This is true of course. However, my take on it was that it was just not as straightforward as it looks and that to step on his ankle like he did could really have only happened by accident.

[rudedog]

How can anyone be so certain of his intent either way? It's ridiculous.

Only he himself knows if he meant it.

The way he stretched his leg out made me think there was intent - looked almost like a lunge.

[Buzzo]

I love Suarez 'the panto villain of the EPL', every week he seems to court a new controversy. The cameras love him, the newspapers must love him, his skill is undeniable and his appetite for the game ferocious. His dive in front of Moyes was great and old Gollum seemed to take it in the spirit it was meant.

The great thing about him {Suarez), he does not seem to give a ****. The harder they go after him the better he becomes.

Seems he will never get the headlines his ability demands, due to his 'antics', which is a shame, but he is on a hot streak this season and has to be looking at 20-30 goals for us.

[Pablo]

I'm just glad so much other stuff happened yesterday that this isn't the massive news I thought it might be at the time.

Still I see the BBC are reporting Moyse's comments about the challenge ahead of the goal controversy, the absolute dickheads

With a ricidulous picture of him "diving" no less:

[saj]

I think that enough of the press/public are crucifying Suarez enough, so why on Earth are Liverpool supporters accusing him of doing it on purpose? It's not like Distin has got injured. What about Fellaini's kick on Allen - why not focus on that?

For what it's worth, which isn't very much, I hope he meant it and hope the press/public turn on him more as it clearly doesn't affect him negatively as he clearly has a screw loose in his head when he steps out on a football pitch . All this negativity is making him better. He is like the Tupac of Football

[saj]

I'm just glad so much other stuff happened yesterday that this isn't the massive news I thought it might be at the time.

Still I see the BBC are reporting Moyse's comments about the challenge ahead of the goal controversy, the absolute dickheads

With a ricidulous picture of him "diving" no less:

Looks like he went to catch the ball but did a Brad Jones and missed it

[G]

I love him, and 6 goals in 9 games is a good return, but it still means in 5 of our 9 league games he's failed to score at all.

He's brilliant but he needs someone up there with him to share the burden of scoring. He shouldn't be the focal point of our attack and after January I hope he won't be.

[Pablo]

I love him, and 6 goals in 9 games is a good return, but it still means in 5 of our 9 league games he's failed to score at all.

He's brilliant but he needs someone up there with him to share the burden of scoring. He shouldn't be the focal point of our attack and after January I hope he won't be.

What the actual ****? Van Persie has failed to score in four games for United in the league this season too. Is he **** as well? Carlos Tevez has failed to score in five too. Is he ****?

His goal return this season is fantastic. Some people are outrageously harsh on him.

[Tee]

What the actual ****? Van Persie has failed to score in four games for United in the league this season too. Is he **** as well? Carlos Tevez has failed to score in five too. Is he ****?

His goal return this season is fantastic. Some people are outrageously harsh on him.

We need to be grateful we have him becuase without him we would be ****ed good and proper.