Luis Suárez

[spider-neil]

You know what you are!
You know what you arreeee!!
A Madrid jumping *******, that's what you are!

JOKE!!

[Gibbo]

Marca's information can be summed up from the last line of the article.

6 match ban indeed.

[McDermotX]

Oh Oh... http://www.marca.com/2013/05/30/en/f...369899845.html

Was posted earlier........we're already onto the 'lynching' part of this transfer.

Next step is sourcing wood for the gallows.

[spider-neil]

Marca's information can be summed up from the last line of the article.

6 match ban indeed.

Tecnhincally it is a 6 game ban as he has already served 4 games of his 10 game ban.

[Gibbo]

Tecnhincally it is a 6 game ban as he has already served 4 games of his 10 game ban.

He would still he currently serving a 10 game ban though.

Might be the English translations but im clutching at straws alright.

Jesus.

[Fredo]

It's not. It's a 10 game ban of which he's served 40% of.

[spider-neil]

1. Denial
It's all bull****. What the **** does Marca/Mirror/Balague know?

1. Anger
That ****ing son of a bitch, after all the bull**** Luis has put us through!

3. Bargaining
C'mon Luis you owe us another season, give us one more year and then you can leave with our blessing.

4. Depression
How will we replace his goals? We're ****ed and will remain midtable forever.

5. Acceptance
Take the money, buy replacements and move on. No one is bigger than the club.

[McDermotX]

It's a slip alright....but seeing as how the season's ended and its carried over into next etc etc, its an easy mistake to make looking at how his ban sits at the moment.

[Baracus]

[meffin]

1. Denial
It's all bull****. What the **** does Marca/Mirror/Balague know?

1. Anger
That ****ing son of a bitch, after all the bull**** Luis has put us through!

3. Bargaining
C'mon Luis you owe us another season, give us one more year and then you can leave with our blessing.

4. Depression
How will we replace his goals? We're ****ed and will remain midtable forever.

5. Acceptance
Take the money, buy replacements and move on. No one is bigger than the club.

[spider-neil]

What's in box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!!

[spider-neil]

This really does have a sense of Deja vu, what with Torres ****ing off a mere 3 seasons ago.

[kingfunk]

1. Denial
It's all bull****. What the **** does Marca/Mirror/Balague know?

1. Anger
That ****ing son of a bitch, after all the bull**** Luis has put us through!

3. Bargaining
C'mon Luis you owe us another season, give us one more year and then you can leave with our blessing.

4. Depression
How will we replace his goals? We're ****ed and will remain midtable forever.

5. Acceptance
Take the money, buy replacements and move on. No one is bigger than the club.

Isn't Denial a river in Egypt?

[G]

Has he handed in a transfer request yet?

Until then he's staying as far as I'm concerned.

[kingfunk]

We should now insert a 500m release clause in every squad players contract. Thanks Luis, thanks a bunch.