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    did my ears deceive me or did I hear this "professional" piece of commentating tonight......."crouch keeps coming forward.....like a marauding giant spider"!!!!.

    #2
    I heard that too, ridiculous thing to say
    I could not dig, I dared not rob:
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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      #3
      I wonder how many animal names have been labelled at him?

      Spider, flamingo, daddy long legs etc!
      http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

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        #4
        I thought he said "super" spider, but yes - it was a ridiculous statement.

        Ian.

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          #5
          Originally posted by carheex
          did my ears deceive me or did I hear this "professional" piece of commentating tonight......."crouch keeps coming forward.....like a marauding giant spider"!!!!.

          ****ing itv
          The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.

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            #6
            Ex-Red yes. But Beglin's a ****e analyst.
            I hate Polanski

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              #7
              Originally posted by carheex
              did my ears deceive me or did I hear this "professional" piece of commentating tonight......."crouch keeps coming forward.....like a marauding giant spider"!!!!.
              It was in reference to climbing over that RB? for a far post header - i had a bottle of wine in me tonight, and i remembered that!
              ...
              Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                #8
                give them a break at least they weren't slagging us off, I thought the spider thing was quite funny
                Thomas Hicks Senior

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by lfc4ever
                  I wonder how many animal names have been labelled at him?

                  Spider, flamingo, daddy long legs etc!
                  Try seeing what happens if you type the word l u r c h on here
                  I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                  Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                  Now all my lies are proved untrue
                  And I must face the men I slew.
                  What tale shall serve me here among
                  Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                    #10
                    'kin hate Peter "I'm so wordy" Drury. He says **** like "they've over-egged the midfield pudding". Prat.
                    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrMichael
                      Try seeing what happens if you type the word l u r c h on here
                      lurch
                      Thomas Hicks Senior

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                        #12
                        haha like that, any more?
                        Thomas Hicks Senior

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                          #13
                          Not yet..... though imagine how much fun it would be if Reece's dancing panda turned into the exploding version automatically.
                          I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                          Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                          Now all my lies are proved untrue
                          And I must face the men I slew.
                          What tale shall serve me here among
                          Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
                            'kin hate Peter "I'm so wordy" Drury. He says **** like "they've over-egged the midfield pudding". Prat.
                            Hes a **** of the highest order.
                            If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be long

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                              #15
                              That’s a bit like the ART commentary we are subjected to over here, which is in Arabic.

                              Every once in a while you can pick out the players names

                              Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Peter THE Crouch!

                              Puts a smile on my face every time!

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