tonight's bizarre commentary - ITV4

[Fan65]

did my ears deceive me or did I hear this "professional" piece of commentating tonight......."crouch keeps coming forward.....like a marauding giant spider"!!!!.

The exact phrase was....

" .. Like a rampaging super spider"

Wonderful stuff !!!!

I'll take those comments any day rather than Andy Grays banal tripe..

Best summariser for me is Ray Wilkins, I enjoy his comments on a game.

[Joe Le Toff]

Gray is a cnut but that said, i have a twisted likeness of his comments.

'Square Ball' Wilkins is a decent pundit i agree.

(Square Ball refers to his favourite and some might say only method of passing a football, and not any known deviation of his genitalia.)

[Shaggy]

Gray is a cnut but that said, i have a twisted likeness of his comments.

'Square Ball' Wilkins is a decent pundit i agree.

(Square Ball refers to his favourite and some might say only method of passing a football, and not any known deviation of his genitalia.)

The Crab!

[Neil Young]

Gray is a cnut but that said, i have a twisted likeness of his comments.

'Square Ball' Wilkins is a decent pundit i agree.

(Square Ball refers to his favourite and some might say only method of passing a football, and not any known deviation of his genitalia.)

Andy Gray's rather forced laughter (that "hee hee hee" he does) is incredibly irritating. It's the best thing about him though.

[Red_Polo]

I thought the commentary for Stevie's goal was stunning.

Now Steven Gerrard.

Now Steven Gerrard.

Ball hits back of the net

NOW Steven Geeerrrarrrrd.