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    Harry Kewell

    is back in England

    and his misses is on loose women should be a good laugh

    #2
    Originally posted by The_Milkman
    is back in England

    and his misses is on loose women should be a good laugh
    She's on it all the time. If I ever meet that BITCH Carol McGiffin (whoever the **** she is) I swear I will punch her flush in the face.

    ****in' wank programme. Hate it with a passion.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      Originally posted by The_Milkman
      is back in England

      and his misses is on loose women should be a good laugh

      Whoring herself for work again no doubt.
      If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be long

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        #4
        the NHS is already under pressure, we don't need this fcuker making it worse

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          #5
          Originally posted by Rocket
          the NHS is already under pressure, we don't need this fcuker making it worse
          I reckon he can probably just about afford private health care.

          He is always injured though. He's out for 5 months in my Football Manager game
          White liquid in a bottle = Milk

          Purslow = C*nt

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            #6
            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
            She's on it all the time. If I ever meet that BITCH Carol McGiffin (whoever the **** she is) I swear I will punch her flush in the face.

            ****in' wank programme. Hate it with a passion.
            Good title though. Always makes me think about watching it. :saddo:
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Neil Young
              Good title though. Always makes me think about watching it. :saddo:
              It's on here at work every day...ITV all day every day, so I have no choice. Grossly irritating programme.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                Can we please send him back?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
                  She's on it all the time. If I ever meet that BITCH Carol McGiffin (whoever the **** she is) I swear I will punch her flush in the face.

                  ****in' wank programme. Hate it with a passion.

                  If you hate it so much, how do you know she is on it all the time?
                  Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                  'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                  "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                  * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
                    It's on here at work every day...ITV all day every day, so I have no choice. Grossly irritating programme.
                    just noticed you have since covered your tracks
                    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by bazza76
                      just noticed you have since covered your tracks
                      It's on now mate and I sit right next to the bloody telly!
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by bazza76
                        just noticed you have since covered your tracks
                        Yes, but he may be lying.
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                        May the Lord bless this post.

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                          #13
                          Why would I be lying?
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
                            Why would I be lying?
                            I was only kidding mate. It was a humorous attempt to suggest that actually you choose to watch it. No offence meant - sorry if it came across badly.

                            I didn't mean to call your honesty into question. I also don't really think you're a music bore or a music snob.

                            Well, maybe you are a bit of a music snob but it's good to have standards (no pun intended) and it does make for much amusement.

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                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                            May the Lord bless this post.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Neil Young
                              I was only kidding mate. It was a humorous attempt to suggest that actually you choose to watch it. No offence meant - sorry if it came across badly.

                              I didn't mean to call your honesty into question. I also don't really think you're a music bore or a music snob.

                              Well, maybe you are a bit of a music snob but it's good to have standards (no pun intended) and it does make for much amusement.

                              Hehe no worries whatsoever Neil.

                              I think I’m a music bore and I think I’m a music snob, however much I try to suppress both characteristics.
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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