Glenn Johnsons Executive Box

[Shaggy]

I saw him car sharing with Aquilani against Sunderland.

[BringbackBiscan]

Chatting about trivial things, it's Glen Johnson.

Sooner he's back the better btw. Henderson plays a quite reserved role, keeps the ball brilliantly. I reckon he's going to link up well with Johnson bombing on down the right, especially against the **** in the league.

Henderson's biggest attribute is his crossing from deep. So you've got that, then Johnson flying down the line. win win.

[Norbs]

Last week he ordered a pudding that he couldn't eat and admitted after that he didn't even want it. FFS, there are children starving in Africa, what a total cunt

[pondus]

at this thread

[McDermotX]

The ******* !

[Suarez]

Glen just overtook me doing a steady 85mph (approximately) on the motorway.

Obviously there is a speed limit of 70mph for a very good reason, but not only that, in this day and age we all know that the most fuel efficient speed is 56mph.

Glen is purposely trying to expand the hole in the ozone later and wants to choke the children of the future.

Grade a cunt.

[Bender]

[Spanishfly]

Lmfao

[Suarez]

Its ok everyone, mystery solved.

it only goes and turns out that glen actually flew some starving africans over on his private jet so they could watch the game! The reason that nobody was visible in the box was beacuse they were simply making the most of the free buffet inside!

Just goes to show, you can ever read a book by its cover.

may i be the first to apologise to glen.

[McDermotX]

What a hero !

[Suarez]

yes, I don't see Gerrard flying starving africans over in his private jet to feed them up on chicken wings and sausage rolls.

Gerrard what a cunt.

[Norbs]

I feel really guilty now, sorry Glenn

:shame:

[Kenneth]

Don't. Johnson is filling his executive box with ****ing OOTers.

[cream]

So the starving Africans had more interest in the food than the game. What cunts they are.