Comolli Sacked

[spud_gun]

"Jes. I'm still angry at the medical team for that Aquilani signing. They did not warn me of how serious his condition is. I did not know that his eyes were this close together"

[peekay]

Next time the owners are in England or Liverpool for any trivial reason, every employee of LFC will be ****ting themselves.

[peekay]

So Rafa, what would you like us to do in order to pave the way for your return?

"Well, jes. I would like you to sack that Mr. Bean fella. I want to be in charge of transfers, I'm not just a coach, jes? I'm not going to concentrate on coaching the team, like that bad smelly Texan told me."

Done.

"I don't like Ian Ayre too. He got drunk once and said bad things about me."

But Rafa, he's pretty good on the business side of things, he'll get you a bigger transfer kitty to spend on more defensive midfielders, and we know how much you like defensive midfielders, don't you Rafa?

"Hmmm.... I suppose you could just move him out of the football side of management. I'll agree to it but only if you let me sign six young goalkeepers from Eastern Europe as well as the defensive midfielders. I have some names in mind"

Agreed. What else?

"I want to bring my boy back, Xavi Valero. He's a good goalkeeping coach, no? You need to make room for him. Send that wool wannabe goalkeeping coach back to Birkenhead"

Sacked. Anything else?

"Jes. I'm still angry at the medical team for that Aquilani signing. They did not warn me of how serious his condition is. I did not know that his eyes were this close together"

You're right. We'll sack the entire medical team for that screw up

"Very good. And I would also like to bring my own technical analysis monkeys who follow me everywhere to play my Champ Man program, jes?"

Okay. Consider our technical analysis position as vacated

"Jes. I would like to come back now"

But what about Kenny, Rafa?

"Oh, I like Kenny. He likes Mr. Ferguson as much as I do. We'll get along"

[Bender]

Next time the owners are in England or Liverpool for any trivial reason, every employee of LFC will be ****ting themselves.

well that won't be long they coming over for the fa cup semi

[McDermotX]

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/team/first...ohn-achterberg

Don't need him anymore given our turnover of keepers.........we even do it mid-game these days FFS !

John Parkins@JParkins10
Hearing Achterberg is also gone, and the technical analysis guy #LFC

[BootRoom]

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We're also hearing that Natalie Wignall, the in-house lawyer, has also left the club.

Strange one. Was Comolli shagging her?

Could be something to do with the apparently piss-poor legal team we had in the Suarez case. Strange to take action now though if it is.

[Craig_H]

well that won't be long they coming over for the fa cup semi

Yes Bender, but i think this visit accounts for all this **** that's gone on - hence, on their next visit, after seeing what happened this time, staff members at LFC will be ****ting themselves.

Christ, it's like trying to train Lassie...

[lickedlollipop]

so.. everyone will leave except KK?

[Lecter]

Peter Brukner : "It has been an honour to work at Liverpool Football Club. I am very proud of what we have achieved over the past two years, as can be seen by the reduced injury rate and improved fitness levels. With a world class staff now in place, I feel I have accomplished what I was asked to do by LFC in 2010 and the Club is in good hands. I wish the Club every success in the future."

[Craig_H]

Next thing they should do is remove Shaggy's season ticket

[Bender]

Yes Bender, but i think this visit accounts for all this **** that's gone on - hence, on their next visit, after seeing what happened this time, staff members at LFC will be ****ting themselves.

Christ, it's like trying to train Lassie...

craig don't compare your self to a dog

[Lecter]

Peter Brukner to leave Liverpool FC

12th Apr 2012 - Latest News






Fenway Sports Group and Liverpool FC confirmed today that Head of Sports Medicine and Sports Science, Dr Peter Brukner will leave the Club by the end of the season.





Managing Director Ian Ayre said: "We are grateful to Peter who has been the catalyst for the transformation of our Sports Medicine and Sports Science capability at the Club since he joined two years ago. He has been instrumental in re-defining our requirements and bringing first class people into the team, providing us with a great platform to move forward. We wish him all the best for the future."

First team Manager Kenny Dalglish added: "The framework Peter has established has allowed us to see some very real results in relation to our overall levels of fitness and a reduction in injury levels. Peter acted as the key advisor to the club in this regard, and we wish him well in the future."

Peter Brukner commented: "It has been an honour to work at Liverpool Football Club. I am very proud of what we have achieved over the past two years, as can be seen by the reduced injury rate and improved fitness levels. With a world class staff now in place, I feel I have accomplished what I was asked to do by LFC in 2010 and the Club is in good hands. I wish the Club every success in the future."

[McDermotX]

Could be something to do with the apparently piss-poor legal team we had in the Suarez case. Strange to take action now though if it is.

In one way it's odd timing to begin a cull........in another, it makes sense to have the slate clean for your summer/next season preparations.

[Assassin]

Next thing they should do is remove Shaggy's season ticket

[Craig_H]

craig don't compare your self to a dog