Liverpool v Chelsea Build up Thread

[Corndog]

Trying to think positively in a negative way - I despise those chavs and tonight we can effectively prevent them from achieving top 4. If they lose the CL final then they'll be playing in the same ****ty European competition as us next season.

I actually think they will get belted by Bayern, imagine if both Arsenal and Chelsea missed out on a top 4 finish, that would be an incredible end to the toughest premiership in a long time!

[cream]

A nothing game, well maybe it's a game for a few farewells, Kuyt? Maxi? Downing (please God)? Aurelio? Carroll? Henderson? Adam? Carra? others...?

[Lee]

Maxi, Kuyt and Aurelio to start so they can be subbed and applauded for their contributions over the years.

If only they were a couple of years younger and if only Aurelio could keep himself fit. Class player.

[Tribute]

If I was the LFC kitman, I'd sneak in and stick a 'Torres 9' shirt in the away dressing room and replace the chav blue shirt on his peg...

If nothing else, it'd remind him of what he walked away from... and wind-up the Chavs no end...

[Kenneth]

If I was the LFC kitman, I'd sneak in and stick a 'Torres 9' shirt in the away dressing room and replace the chav blue shirt on his peg...

If nothing else, it'd remind him of what he walked away from... and wind-up the Chavs no end...

You're a real evil mastermind.

Bwhaha

[mick the click]

If I was the LFC kitman, I'd sneak in and stick a 'Torres 9' shirt in the away dressing room and replace the chav blue shirt on his peg...

If nothing else, it'd remind him of what he walked away from... and wind-up the Chavs no end...

Kitman???

Surely this is somewhat outdated? I would expect today's pampered multimillionaire footballing gods (sic) to have 'wardrobe engineers' at their beck and call - at the very least.

[Corndog]

If I was the LFC kitman, I'd sneak in and stick a 'Torres 9' shirt in the away dressing room and replace the chav blue shirt on his peg...

If nothing else, it'd remind him of what he walked away from... and wind-up the Chavs no end...

Perhaps, although if i was the lfc kit man and found myself with that opportunity i'd probably just as quickly bang one out onto John Terrys jersey!

[Tribute]

Perhaps, although if i was the lfc kit man and found myself with that opportunity i'd probably just as quickly bang one out onto John Terrys jersey!

he probably wouldn't even notice... just think he wore it out at the weekend

[Corndog]

he probably wouldn't even notice... just think he wore it out at the weekend

those poor little mascots that have to hold his hands, whilst inquiring innocently as to how he managed to dribble a bit of toothpaste onto his back!

[Imy]

I think we'll beat them. It'd be typical Liverpool if we do.

I'd like to see Robinson get a chance at Left back and obviously Andy Carroll to cause more havoc.

My team:

---------Reina
Johnson Skrtel Agger Robinson
Maxi Shelvey Gerrard Downing
-----Suarez Carroll

Subs:
Doni
Carra
Kelly
Henderson
Kuyt
Bellamy
Sterling

[Tribute]

"His armband proved he was a red, Torres Torres,
Cockney cunts had turned his head, Torres, Torres,
Walking alone down the Old Kings Road
Always complaining, not scoring goals
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's on your mind"

[Fan65]

Wont it be nice to see Torres back in front of the Kop tonight, I hope he gets a rousing round of applause when he appears of even a chorus of HIp Hip Hip Hooray!!!

It's also nice to see he's finally got his goal scoring touch back.

How I miss seeing his goal scoring exploits at the Kop

Hopefully that won't happen tonight as Carra will have him well under control.

Similarly for Meireles, Let's hope he doesn't show our midfield up tonight with his excellent brand of pass & move. Maybe after the game he could swap Tattoo's designs with Daniel, "Here's on that says 2012 FA cup Winnner" Nice.

I wonder if they will show off the FA Cup to us as well, maybe they could get Jim Bowen in as a guest stadium announcer, How we would all laugh if when the FA Cup was paraded in front of the Kop and he said on the public address system

" Just look at what you could have one"

Still it's only a game eh?
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Nurse!!!

[Lee]

I'd go

---------Reina
Johnson Skrtel Agger Aurelio
Kuyt Gerrard Shelvey Maxi
-----Suarez Carroll

But I don't like 442. Something like the above anyway.

[Assassin]

Why play Aurelio? He will be gone a the end of the seaon, no need to risk him getting injured

I will be really pissed off if Sterling doesnt get some decet game time, whilst Big Andy is on the pitch

[rodo]

I`d go with
Grobbelaar, Gillespie, Beglin, Nicol, Whelan, Hansen, Dalglish, Johnston, Rush, Molby, MacDonald