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    Interesting take on Fowler & Pennant!

    Blues 0 Liverpool 1 ..Report

    by Richard Barker

    Blues were knocked out of the Carling Cup by Liverpool this evening as a
    Daniel Agger strike separated the teams.

    Following the infamous 0-7 scoreline against the same opponents in the
    FA Cup quarter-final in March, Blues managed to restore a bit of pride,
    although that's all it was really, as the performance - and game in
    general - was pretty mediocre.

    Liverpool made plenty of changes to their side, as expected, and Blues
    themselves made five changes. In midfield only Neil Danns kept his place
    as he moved infield, whilst Seb Larsson came in on the right, Julian
    Gray on the left and Mehdi Nafti in the middle alongside Danns. DJ
    Campbell replaced Nicklas Bendtner up front, partnering Cameron Jerome,
    and highlighting that I'm unable to count, as there were actually only
    four changes.

    Blues started fairly well without looking too threatening until Julian
    Gray fired over when well placed. Blues were probably the better team
    until the midway point of the first half when Momo Sissoko took it upon
    himself completely disrupt the flow of the game by breaking his arm. Or
    dislocating his shoulder. Or something painful anyway. He was eventually
    stretchered off following his collision with Nafti and Xabi Alonso came
    on to replace him.

    The first half continued to be fairly even without a great deal of
    chances but suddenly came to life on the stroke of half-time, and in the
    seven minutes of stoppage time that Sissoko had needlessly caused. First
    Blues went close following good work by Larsson and Martin Taylor, who
    drove a ball across goal that Campbell was just unable to convert.

    Shortly after this, deep into first half stoppage time, Liverpool took
    the lead. A Jermaine Pennant corner caused problems... I'll say that
    again, for any Blues fans reading this who have seen him play before...
    A Jermaine Pennant corner caused problems, Blues were unable to clear
    and Danish centre half Agger who has hammers for feet (not literally)
    slammed the ball into the roof of the net from about two yards out.

    The only really dramatic five minute period of the entire game wasn't
    over yet though, oh no... almost immediately, in about the sixth minute
    of first half stoppage time, Jerome was released through the middle. The
    Blues forward's run was checked by Gabriel Paletta, and referee Howard
    Webb waved away any free-kick/penalty/booking/sending off appeals. To be
    fair, Jerome did look to have got the better of Paletta who appeared
    only to have eyes for bodychecking the England Under 21 International -
    he looked straight across Jerome and not at the ball. Still, it wasn't
    given and that was that. It's important to note that Paletta is from
    Argentina, and as such, he cheats.

    So, to the second half, and Blues really faded away - Liverpool
    dominated after the break, to be honest. They were supported by the
    travelling fans who sang their whole repertoire of about five songs,
    most of which they think are 'clever' and have been scripted to the tune
    of Irish songs for them by someone who couldn't point you in the
    direction of Anfield if he was stood in Stanley Park. When forced to
    think of songs for themselves those who had made the trip from Stafford,
    Belfast and Northampton managed to come up with "Steve Bruce, he's got a
    big fat head", which is clearly the pinnacle of Scouse wit, and "we only
    need six more" after about four minutes of the second half, meaning that
    it took them 56 minutes (including the stoppage time for Sissoko's
    injury) to refer to their victory in March. There's also talk now of a
    minute's silence before their next game out of respect for Sissoko and
    to remember him before the use of his right arm was so cruelly taken
    away from him.

    Anyway, the second half was fairly uneventful. Blues eventually brought
    on some of their proper players in Bendtner, Gary McSheffrey and Fabrice
    Muamba, but the service to the former duo up front continued to be as
    poor as it had been to Jerome and Campbell who they replaced.
    Interestingly Muamba replaced Nafti, who refused to acknowledge his
    replacement, refused to acknowledge Steve Bruce and walked straight for
    the tunnel (including kicking an advertising hoarding on the way) and
    ignoring his manager's calls to come back to the bench. Nafti didn't
    have the greatest of nights and was booked early on - I suspect his show
    of dissent was more representative of him not being able to make the
    first team regularly at present, rather than simply what happened tonight.

    Liverpool had the opportunity to double their lead halfway through the
    second half when they were awarded a penalty. Mark Gonzalez - nicknamed
    'Speedy' because of his love of cartoons - raced down the left and after
    evading Stephen Kelly's 18 attempts to bring him down, eventually he was
    felled by Rahdi Jaidi and referee Webb pointed to the spot. Everyone
    knows that a super cool penalty can look, well, super cool, but for
    every Thierry Henry there's a Jermaine Jenas and for every Robbie Fowler
    (I suppose he could have taken it?) there's a Liam Lawrence. (For those
    who don't know what I'm talking about, go on YouTube and search for
    Jenas' penalty for Newcastle against Chelsea in Malaysia a few years
    back, and Lawrence's penalty in a play-off final for Mansfield a few
    years back too.) Well, if you had to pick one cocky little so-and-so who
    you'd wish looking like an idiot on, it'd be Craig Bellamy. Sure enough
    he took the penalty, and after trying to be clever and stopping halfway
    through his run-up he rolled the ball along the floor straight at Maik
    Taylor who saved it with ease.

    This briefly galvanised Blues, but only briefly. Blues had some more
    pressure and Bendtner failed with a couple of decent attempts at through
    balls to Larsson, but Liverpool looked more dangerous on the
    counter-attack. Gray had another fantastic opportunity late on, but
    managed to volley straight at Jerzy Dudek from about three yards out
    when it looked easier to score. Gray is becoming a pet hate of mine, a
    bit like BT adverts. He had two great chances, but otherwise he too
    often deliberately makes himself unavailable to receive the ball, be it
    in open play, from throw-ins, whatever. Whether he's lost his bottle or
    what, I don't know, but Blues could do with an in-form Julian Gray at
    the moment so they could let McSheffrey have a go up front in a proper
    game, but unfortunately Gray's not proving to be an option and
    McSheffrey has to play wide left really because of that.

    Anyway, after a few more Liverpool chances from Bellamy and Boudewijn
    Zenden the game ended and that was that. Are we bothered? Not really.
    This was a far bigger game for Liverpool, given that they've got about
    as much chance of winning the Premiership as I have of winning PFA Young
    Player of the Year 2007, and they'll clearly get beaten by Chelsea in
    the Champions League and FA Cup latter stages. For Blues though, they
    have bigger fish to fry.

    The game was a bit of a non-event really - Blues looked like they were
    more focussed on Barnsley at the weekend (and quite right too) and
    Liverpool looked pretty mediocre too. Bill Shankly once said that there
    were two great sides on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.
    Well frankly, Mr Shankly, I'd back Everton to turn over this lot of
    Reserves. Robbie Fowler looks like someone who's picked out of
    sentiment, Gabriel Paletta looked out of his depth against Cameron
    Jerome - and that's saying something - and Jermaine Pennant looked just
    like this right winger Blues had when they got relegated, who was all
    nice touches, but no end product. Blues ended up robbing some other club
    for him in the end. Robbing Scousers, eh? Oh, the irony.

    So Blues are out of the Carling Cup, and no one's really that bothered.
    I know I promised you all that we'd win 2-1, but I didn't know that
    Bruce would drop Stephen Clemence. I got Liverpool's one goal right, and
    had Clemence played, Blues would have got two, so my prediction's void.
    Onwards and upwards - forget these nothing games against Liverpool...
    bring on Barnsley!!!
    http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

    #2
    Not that he's bitter or anything


    Might have a point about the singing. Josh said they kept singing "Kuyt fever" - which shows them to be a bunch of morons who can't even pronounce the name of our best forward.
    I live with Steptoe.

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      #3
      What a ****ing prick Richard Barker is. And an abysmal writer to boot.
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        #4
        Gimp.

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          #5
          That was actually a funny article, bitterness aside.
          Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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            #6
            Originally posted by lfc4ever
            When forced to
            think of songs for themselves those who had made the trip from Stafford,
            Belfast and Northampton managed to come up with "Steve Bruce, he's got a
            big fat head", which is clearly the pinnacle of Scouse wit.
            I'd think that was the pinnacle of wit full stop, the word "Scouse" being redundant here.
            I'm playing all the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order. I'll give you that, sunshine.

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              #7
              Originally posted by lfc4ever
              http://www.birminghamcity-mad.co.uk/...t.asp?CID=MTCH

              Interesting take on Fowler & Pennant!

              Blues 0 Liverpool 1 ..Report

              by Richard Barker

              Blues were knocked out of the Carling Cup by Liverpool this evening as a
              Daniel Agger strike separated the teams.

              Following the infamous 0-7 scoreline against the same opponents in the
              FA Cup quarter-final in March, Blues managed to restore a bit of pride,
              although that's all it was really, as the performance - and game in
              general - was pretty mediocre.

              Liverpool made plenty of changes to their side, as expected, and Blues
              themselves made five changes. In midfield only Neil Danns kept his place
              as he moved infield, whilst Seb Larsson came in on the right, Julian
              Gray on the left and Mehdi Nafti in the middle alongside Danns. DJ
              Campbell replaced Nicklas Bendtner up front, partnering Cameron Jerome,
              and highlighting that I'm unable to count, as there were actually only
              four changes.

              Blues started fairly well without looking too threatening until Julian
              Gray fired over when well placed. Blues were probably the better team
              until the midway point of the first half when Momo Sissoko took it upon
              himself completely disrupt the flow of the game by breaking his arm. Or
              dislocating his shoulder. Or something painful anyway. He was eventually
              stretchered off following his collision with Nafti and Xabi Alonso came
              on to replace him.

              The first half continued to be fairly even without a great deal of
              chances but suddenly came to life on the stroke of half-time, and in the
              seven minutes of stoppage time that Sissoko had needlessly caused. First
              Blues went close following good work by Larsson and Martin Taylor, who
              drove a ball across goal that Campbell was just unable to convert.

              Shortly after this, deep into first half stoppage time, Liverpool took
              the lead. A Jermaine Pennant corner caused problems... I'll say that
              again, for any Blues fans reading this who have seen him play before...
              A Jermaine Pennant corner caused problems, Blues were unable to clear
              and Danish centre half Agger who has hammers for feet (not literally)
              slammed the ball into the roof of the net from about two yards out.

              The only really dramatic five minute period of the entire game wasn't
              over yet though, oh no... almost immediately, in about the sixth minute
              of first half stoppage time, Jerome was released through the middle. The
              Blues forward's run was checked by Gabriel Paletta, and referee Howard
              Webb waved away any free-kick/penalty/booking/sending off appeals. To be
              fair, Jerome did look to have got the better of Paletta who appeared
              only to have eyes for bodychecking the England Under 21 International -
              he looked straight across Jerome and not at the ball. Still, it wasn't
              given and that was that. It's important to note that Paletta is from
              Argentina, and as such, he cheats.

              So, to the second half, and Blues really faded away - Liverpool
              dominated after the break, to be honest. They were supported by the
              travelling fans who sang their whole repertoire of about five songs,
              most of which they think are 'clever' and have been scripted to the tune
              of Irish songs for them by someone who couldn't point you in the
              direction of Anfield if he was stood in Stanley Park. When forced to
              think of songs for themselves those who had made the trip from Stafford,
              Belfast and Northampton managed to come up with "Steve Bruce, he's got a
              big fat head", which is clearly the pinnacle of Scouse wit,
              and "we only
              need six more" after about four minutes of the second half, meaning that
              it took them 56 minutes (including the stoppage time for Sissoko's
              injury) to refer to their victory in March. There's also talk now of a
              minute's silence before their next game out of respect for Sissoko and
              to remember him before the use of his right arm was so cruelly taken
              away from him.

              Anyway, the second half was fairly uneventful. Blues eventually brought
              on some of their proper players in Bendtner, Gary McSheffrey and Fabrice
              Muamba, but the service to the former duo up front continued to be as
              poor as it had been to Jerome and Campbell who they replaced.
              Interestingly Muamba replaced Nafti, who refused to acknowledge his
              replacement, refused to acknowledge Steve Bruce and walked straight for
              the tunnel (including kicking an advertising hoarding on the way) and
              ignoring his manager's calls to come back to the bench. Nafti didn't
              have the greatest of nights and was booked early on - I suspect his show
              of dissent was more representative of him not being able to make the
              first team regularly at present, rather than simply what happened tonight.

              Liverpool had the opportunity to double their lead halfway through the
              second half when they were awarded a penalty. Mark Gonzalez - nicknamed
              'Speedy' because of his love of cartoons - raced down the left and after
              evading Stephen Kelly's 18 attempts to bring him down, eventually he was
              felled by Rahdi Jaidi and referee Webb pointed to the spot. Everyone
              knows that a super cool penalty can look, well, super cool, but for
              every Thierry Henry there's a Jermaine Jenas and for every Robbie Fowler
              (I suppose he could have taken it?) there's a Liam Lawrence. (For those
              who don't know what I'm talking about, go on YouTube and search for
              Jenas' penalty for Newcastle against Chelsea in Malaysia a few years
              back, and Lawrence's penalty in a play-off final for Mansfield a few
              years back too.) Well, if you had to pick one cocky little so-and-so who
              you'd wish looking like an idiot on, it'd be Craig Bellamy. Sure enough
              he took the penalty, and after trying to be clever and stopping halfway
              through his run-up he rolled the ball along the floor straight at Maik
              Taylor who saved it with ease.

              This briefly galvanised Blues, but only briefly. Blues had some more
              pressure and Bendtner failed with a couple of decent attempts at through
              balls to Larsson, but Liverpool looked more dangerous on the
              counter-attack. Gray had another fantastic opportunity late on, but
              managed to volley straight at Jerzy Dudek from about three yards out
              when it looked easier to score. Gray is becoming a pet hate of mine, a
              bit like BT adverts. He had two great chances, but otherwise he too
              often deliberately makes himself unavailable to receive the ball, be it
              in open play, from throw-ins, whatever. Whether he's lost his bottle or
              what, I don't know, but Blues could do with an in-form Julian Gray at
              the moment so they could let McSheffrey have a go up front in a proper
              game, but unfortunately Gray's not proving to be an option and
              McSheffrey has to play wide left really because of that.

              Anyway, after a few more Liverpool chances from Bellamy and Boudewijn
              Zenden the game ended and that was that. Are we bothered? Not really.
              This was a far bigger game for Liverpool, given that they've got about
              as much chance of winning the Premiership as I have of winning PFA Young
              Player of the Year 2007, and they'll clearly get beaten by Chelsea in
              the Champions League and FA Cup latter stages. For Blues though, they
              have bigger fish to fry.

              The game was a bit of a non-event really - Blues looked like they were
              more focussed on Barnsley at the weekend (and quite right too) and
              Liverpool looked pretty mediocre too. Bill Shankly once said that there
              were two great sides on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.
              Well frankly, Mr Shankly, I'd back Everton to turn over this lot of
              Reserves. Robbie Fowler looks like someone who's picked out of
              sentiment, Gabriel Paletta looked out of his depth against Cameron
              Jerome - and that's saying something - and Jermaine Pennant looked just
              like this right winger Blues had when they got relegated, who was all
              nice touches, but no end product. Blues ended up robbing some other club
              for him in the end. Robbing Scousers, eh? Oh, the irony.

              So Blues are out of the Carling Cup, and no one's really that bothered.
              I know I promised you all that we'd win 2-1, but I didn't know that
              Bruce would drop Stephen Clemence. I got Liverpool's one goal right, and
              had Clemence played, Blues would have got two, so my prediction's void.
              Onwards and upwards - forget these nothing games against Liverpool...
              bring on Barnsley!!!
              Oh dear, oh dear, schoolboy error there.
              "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
              Tupac

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                #8
                Best line ever...

                "forget these nothing games against Liverpool...
                bring on Barnsley!!!"

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                  #9
                  Didn't know Gerrardsocks was a Blues fan

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                    #10
                    I think the majority of that is pretty funny. Self depricating and sarcastic. Like me, but also self depricating.
                    Such an ugly face, such an ugly mouth.

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                      #11
                      The idea that that was a big game for us while they have "bigger fish to fry" is particularly amusing.
                      Of course Birmingham weren't taking it seriously, after all they win trophies all the time.........

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                        #12
                        I found it rather entertaining.
                        Some good points about both sides, and it much better than some off the things that are said here after a match.
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Resu
                          I found it rather entertaining.
                          Some good points about both sides, and it much better than some off the things that are said here after a match.
                          I'm with you on that, I always like to read an opposing fans eye view, with some, however little it is, wit thrown in, just balances the views a little.
                          http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

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                            #14
                            It's important to note that Paletta is from
                            Argentina, and as such, he cheats.

                            Did make me laugh
                            "The definition of insanity is not running into the same wall again and again; it's expecting a different result every time you do it."

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                              #15
                              At what point in the match were Brum the better side?
                              I hate Polanski

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