Daniel Sturridge

[Gazzla]

Since Sturridge has been with us he's been injured 4 times, every ****ing time is when he's been on international duty with that jowly old cunt Hodgson and his prehistoric methods. **** off you sterile old **** Hodgson

[Saveloy]

Since Sturridge has been with us he's been injured 4 times, every ****ing time is when he's been on international duty with that jowly old cunt Hodgson and his prehistoric methods. **** off you sterile old **** Hodgson

Is that true? He's only ever been injured on international duty?!

[dom9]

2 things.

It's not Hodgsons fault he got injured. Well, at least we don't know it was. As much as I dislike the guy it seems a bit pointless to blame him.

Secondly, people who moan on others ways of posting are just as bad as the things they want to moan about.

Hypocrisy rules. Just embrace it.

[dom9]

Since Sturridge has been with us he's been injured 4 times, every ****ing time is when he's been on international duty with that jowly old cunt Hodgson and his prehistoric methods. **** off you sterile old **** Hodgson

Is that true? He's only ever been injured on international duty?!

Shades of Torres with Spain.

[Gazzla]

Is that true? He's only ever been injured on international duty?!

Certainly is, every single time. I genuinely hate Hodgson just the sight of him makes me want to self harm

[RoadEnd]

According to the Sunday Sport the thigh injury is a cover for a sex change after which he will reappear as Danielle Sturridge and sign terms with Liverpool Ladies.

https://www.sundaysport.co.uk/sturridgesexchangesoccershocker

[Vermilion]

Well what a right crock of **** this is!

[Norbs]

Shades of Torres with Spain.

Jamie Redknapp was the master

[Lee]

Yeah any arsehole here who uses hashtags should be taken out the back, and shot.

[ChesterDave]

#shock

[Kloppster]

#bang

[kingfunk]

#WeGoAgain

[meffin]

[ame]https://twitter.com/D_Sturridge/status/507947589036412928[/ame]

[McDermotX]

Bit overly dramatic for a 'two-week' absence. Looks like the 6 months rumours are true.


#****stirring

[kingfunk]

https://twitter.com/D_Sturridge/stat...47589036412928

Nice one bender.