Daniel Sturridge

[Daniel 7]

Has he had a body transplant the club haven't informed us of via the press?

[redmike65]

[Saveloy]

Bloody hell. That's pretty profound.

I might make a poster of that and put it up in the office to motivate and inspire the team.

Maybe the words laid out underneath a photo of a steps leading into a still, tranquil looking baptism pool.

Can we not unleash badpiggy on Sturridge?

[dom9]

I never knew his first name was Iam. No wonder he refers himself to by his middle name. Maybe it was a typo on the birth certificate.

[Saveloy]

I never knew his first name was Iam. No wonder he refers himself to by his middle name. Maybe it was a typo on the birth certificate.

There's a reason why you weren't invited to be an extra in Spartacus, dom. That scene would have been ruined by a wisecracking pedant in the crowd

[dom9]

There's a reason why you weren't invited to be an extra in Spartacus, dom. That scene would have been ruined by a wisecracking pedant in the crowd

Yeah, I could only get work on Life Of Brian.

What is so special about the cheesemakers anyway? They never did tell me.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Splitter

[Harv]

Has Storage ruled himself out for the weekend yet?

[cream]

Out for longer than expected at first, who'd have thought...

[Glenn Hysen]

Out for longer than expected at first, who'd have thought...

Really? Source?

[Fivex]

Good luck with that.

[Cormack74]

Good luck with that.

(Although it's actually probably true).

[Leyton388]

Sturridge would pick up an injury playing FIFA.

[Glenn Hysen]

It's all in Gods plan...

[Yozza]

It's all in Gods plan...

Earning £150k a week for sitting on your arse is a pretty ****ing ace plan to be fair to God