Daniel Sturridge

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I was very Meh about his signing but I'm actually quite looking forward to seeing him play, I even think he'll do well for us. The more I read and hear the more enthusiastic I become about the lad.

Same sort of feeling I had about Rodgers actually

[Daniel 7]

That goals video is pretty good, he has some ability and all of those goals have been in the Premier League, not the Championship - he's already making some defenders look stupid in the same league we play in.

I'm really hoping he takes this opportunity, he has bags of talent. I remember seeing him coming on against us in the past and being concerned about what he could do against us - he's a good player.

If he's coming in to the front three, that might mean at the expense of Downing more often than not, so already thats improving our attacking options.

So much more happy with this signing than the geordie oaf.

[Slinky Skills]

Not that it matters, but his celebrations really are atrocious though
His Chelsea team mates seemed to realise that its important to quickly swamp him before he gets a chance to bust out his moves

Of course it matters, I don't want to see him doing that ****!

I'd whallop the cunt if he was my team mate dancing like that the ****.

summary after watching his goals

1. his celebrations are proper ****. almost makes you want him not to score

2. another very one footed player and yet he seemed quite capable with his right when he had to

3. seems to have a knack of being in the right place to get an easy tap in

4. comes in well from the right to be available for passes/crosses from the left

And that's all that matters.

Looks like he'll be good then.

[Chazza]

Slinks when he busts a move just imagine a top heavy lovely coming toward you in legs eleven.

[Slinky Skills]

Slinks when he busts a move just imagine a top heavy lovely coming toward you in legs eleven.

I can't I just can't.

He dances like a ****. Loads of footballers do it, why? There's no ****ing point apart from making yourself look a ****.

What's wrong with just punching the air or having a smile and enjoying the adulation of your team mates and the fans, buzz off it, better still don't celebrate whatsoever and just get on with the game.

Celebrating like a cunt and doing a baby cradling thing or dancing like a plic seems the norm these days, it's like wearing white or orange football boots - can't understand it.

[Daniel 7]

I always see it as a piss poor homage to Roger Milla

It only works if you're Roger Milla

[Slinky Skills]

I always see it as a piss poor homage to Roger Milla

It only works if you're Roger Milla

It does, he shouldn't have started it in the first place though should he the prick?

I think Roger Milla is the cause of everything that is wrong in football today, whether it's a load of league two or non league players dancing like pricks because one of their missues has given birth or some cunt like Sturridge dancing like a **** thinking he's the best dancer in the world it makes no difference.

It shouldn't happen full stop, it's cringe worthy nonsense. If I was FIFA or the FA I'd change the booking rule so that you get booked for celebrating like a cunt and get away for taking your top off and jumping in the crowd, that to me is raw emotion.

[BobTheCharmer]

It does, he shouldn't have started it in the first place though should he the prick?

I think Roger Milla is the cause of everything that is wrong in football today, whether it's a load of league two or non league players dancing like pricks because one of their missues has given birth or some cunt like Sturridge dancing like a **** thinking he's the best dancer in the world it makes no difference.

It shouldn't happen full stop, it's cringe worthy nonsense. If I was FIFA or the FA I'd change the booking rule so that you get booked for celebrating like a cunt and get away for taking your top off and jumping in the crowd, that to me is raw emotion.

sure that was either bebeto or romario that started that horrendous baby mocking rocking celebration during world cup 1994 in usa.

[little dave hedgehog]

[BobTheCharmer]

Crouch had THE best celebration. Used to love watching that.

[Neil Young]

It does, he shouldn't have started it in the first place though should he the prick?

I think Roger Milla is the cause of everything that is wrong in football today, whether it's a load of league two or non league players dancing like pricks because one of their missues has given birth or some cunt like Sturridge dancing like a **** thinking he's the best dancer in the world it makes no difference.

It shouldn't happen full stop, it's cringe worthy nonsense. If I was FIFA or the FA I'd change the booking rule so that you get booked for celebrating like a cunt and get away for taking your top off and jumping in the crowd, that to me is raw emotion.

Why limit it to football? And today?

[Daniel 7]

The baby thing was Bebeto, Romario and another one, Bob you're right. Holland quarter final, 94 World Cup?

My 18th birthday that game. Bit of a memorable night, haha. Some good reasons, some errrr not so good.

[Slinky Skills]

sure that was either bebeto or romario that started that horrendous baby mocking rocking celebration during world cup 1994 in usa.

You're right, but it must have been around the same era when Milla started dancing like a prick.

Crouch's dance was funny because clearly he couldn't dance in the first place and because he was such a lanky streak of piss it made it even funnier.

Why limit it to football? And today?

**** it, lets blame Roger Milla for everything, violent clashes among Loyalists and the Police in East Belfast, trouble in Syria and the Middle East.

Blame it on Roger Milla.

[little dave hedgehog]

he is african, so that will please the usual people.

[Fredo]

I blame Slinky for all the ******s out there.