Philippe Coutinho

[Roboklopp]

Football.

It's a load of bollocks. On the plus side it's my day off and it's ****ing hammering it down with rain. Bought some fresh sea bass for dinner. Will season and lightly fry in olive oil and serve with an artisan sourdough baguette. Some rocket and vine tomatoes to accompany it.

Yum.

[Fernandinho]

Football.

It's a load of bollocks. On the plus side it's my day off and it's ****ing hammering it down with rain. Bought some fresh sea bass for dinner. Will season and lightly fry in olive oil and serve with an artisan sourdough baguette. Some rocket and vine tomatoes to accompany it.

That's an absolute treat mate

[dom9]

Football.

It's a load of bollocks. On the plus side it's my day off and it's ****ing hammering it down with rain. Bought some fresh sea bass for dinner. Will season and lightly fry in olive oil and serve with an artisan sourdough baguette. Some rocket and vine tomatoes to accompany it.

****ing hipster.

[The_weatherman]

Football.

It's a load of bollocks. On the plus side it's my day off and it's ****ing hammering it down with rain. Bought some fresh sea bass for dinner. Will season and lightly fry in olive oil and serve with an artisan sourdough baguette. Some rocket and vine tomatoes to accompany it.

Sounds good, it's our 5 year anniversary so I'll be going out tonight with the missus, having dinner at a nice restaurant and drinking wine and giving Phil a second thought, the canniving cheating ******* that he is

[Yozza]

Football.

It's a load of bollocks. On the plus side it's my day off and it's ****ing hammering it down with rain. Bought some fresh sea bass for dinner. Will season and lightly fry in olive oil and serve with an artisan sourdough baguette. Some rocket and vine tomatoes to accompany it.

Sounds delightful mate - drizzle the salad with balsamic & you're good to go

[danperkins]

Football.

It's a load of bollocks. On the plus side it's my day off and it's ****ing hammering it down with rain. Bought some fresh sea bass for dinner. Will season and lightly fry in olive oil and serve with an artisan sourdough baguette. Some rocket and vine tomatoes to accompany it.

cracking post

[dom9]

What a fitting way to experience the last days of pre-nuclear holocaust, human inhabitation on earth.

It's been great knowing you all.

[Fosterbloke]

Oh well, cue the Cuntinho name calling...

[labourRed]

What a fitting way to experience the last days of pre-nuclear holocaust, human inhabitation on earth.

It's been great knowing you all.

This is the ultimate, it could be worse line...

[Fosterbloke]

£120m up front, add it to our existing cash and throw in hard cash offers for Keita (£75m), VVD (£65m), Sanchez (£30m+£1) and Oxlaide-Chamberlain (£25m).

[EwarWoo]

£120m up front, add it to our existing cash and throw in hard cash offers for Keita (£75m), VVD (£65m), Sanchez (£30m+£1) and Oxlaide-Chamberlain (£25m).

That would be a cracking window.

[BigChief]

Will be great to see Coutinho flailing in a downward trajectory Barcelona side. Coutinho is a cracking player but he's no sole-saviour. He's not even good enough to be a naughty boy. I can guarantee 100% City/PSG/next-oil-club won't be spending big to save him.

My disappointment isn't in him handing in a transfer request (he's far from the best player to have done that), its doing it while we struggle to sign Keita AND Lallana is injured. Both things not his fault I suppose, but doesn't stop me disliking him for it.

[The_weatherman]

£120m up front, add it to our existing cash and throw in hard cash offers for Keita (£75m), VVD (£65m), Sanchez (£30m+£1) and Oxlaide-Chamberlain (£25m).

..... well, obviously minus the Sanchez part, the rest should be doable on our part.

[Fosterbloke]

**** timing but Barcelona's season doesn't start the same time as ours and to be fair, Coutinho has done things properly and submitted a request which I think all players should do if they want to move clubs.

[Buzzo]

What a fitting way to experience the last days of pre-nuclear holocaust, human inhabitation on earth.

It's been great knowing you all.

The survivors are going to feel like a right bunch of cunts when we realise post apocalypse we had been online griping about millionaire footballers when we should have been making survival plans, stockpiling tins of beans and saying goodbye to our loved ones.