Philippe Coutinho

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

If Barca have made a bid today, there's been a let noise around the immediate and unequivocal rejection than usual.

So there might be one of two scenarios at play.

1. No bid went in.
2. Bid went in but was not rejected (yet if at all)

Haven't the reports just that they are 'preparing' a bid, however that's done, maybe the fax machine is being serviced?

[dom9]

What have you heard?

[Norbs]

Maybe he's been to the GP's and is heading to pick up his precription on his way home?

[Bender]

Excuse the source.. but seems his head has been turned by his agent and now resorting to dirty tactics.
[ame]https://twitter.com/lfcroundup/status/900403157913804801[/ame]

[Bender]

Maybe he's been to the GP's and is heading to pick up his precription on his way home?

From the newsagents? A playboy magazine and some paracetamol

[Bender]

[ame]https://twitter.com/brazilstat/status/900404127896875008[/ame]

[Buzzo]

From the newsagents? A playboy magazine and some paracetamol

He probably had 20 mins to kill whilst they made up his prescription, so yeah I'd imagine he was getting some lucozade and a copy of Razzle to keep his spirits up whilst he recovers.

#getwellsoonphil

[Bender]

He probably had 20 mins to kill whilst they made up his prescription, so yeah I'd imagine he was getting some lucozade and a copy of Razzle to keep his spirits up whilst he recovers.

#getwellsoonphil

[spud_gun]

He's a wee rat ******* for actually missing games. Wee ****er has essentially gone on strike.

Unforgivable imo.

People talk about Gerrard and Suarez's transfer requests but I don't recall either feigning Injury in order to force through a move.

[Leyton388]

He's a ****ing rat. **** him and we shouldn't give him what he wants. Tell barca to piss off and tell phil he has a 5 year contract and hes going nowhere.

[rodo]

****ing rat is getting off far too lightly in my eyes

[Red_Polo]

****ing rat is getting off far too lightly in my eyes

Possibly, yeah. Unfortunately it's just all too familiar now though. Too jaded maybe

[Fredo]

I love the rat. I absolutely adore him.

[Kenneth]

Any other celebrity crushes?

[Shaggy]

He was my favourite player but he's been a total cunt. Still, football is full of hypocrisy and it's a dirty business. Get the little **** back in the side asap. Suck it up, Phil, you cunt, and deliver like you're ****ing paid so handsomely to do.