Philippe Coutinho

[Shaggy]

My mate was chatting to McAteer at the Hoff game and he said Phil was a goner. On the other hand McAteer did try to open a car door with a wooden coat hanger..... so probably best to ignore what he says.

Love that story about him being in a pizza restaurant and the waitress says "would you like your pizza slicing into 8 or 4?" and says "4 please, I could never manage 8"

[Gray]

Going for €160m is the word on the Twit

[Shaggy]

I think it's true. **** him.

[Tee]

Don't need him if we close these deals. Still a big IF despite the excitement.

[Gray]

At least we don't look like hypocrites when we talk to Southampton.

[marcus50bucks]

I'm not buying him turning up for Brazil was the final straw. He was never injured. The owners have played us if he is sold this window

[Tee]

I'm not buying him turning up for Brazil was the final straw. He was never injured. The owners have played us if he is sold this window

Net spend will be interesting....and very telling

[Slinky Skills]

Do you know what, we're all angry with him but VVD is doing the exact same thing to Southampton as what he's doing to us. Not arsed tbh now, we'll get good money for him. Barcelona are a hell of a club, can't blame him for leaving.

[Shaggy]

I'm not buying him turning up for Brazil was the final straw. He was never injured. The owners have played us if he is sold this window

Me neither but it's true that if we told everyone we were selling him the prices would be driven up in a big way. It's **** but we've got someone who doesn't want to be here, Klopp probably hates him so let's get him out the door.

[Red_Polo]

Net spend will be interesting....and very telling

They should sell him cheap just so the net spend is higher innit

[Chris]

Need another one (mid or attacker) in addition to Lemar if he is off. Get that then the cunt can **** off.

[Shaggy]

Sell Coutinho for £150m or something mad and signing Keïta, Salah, Lemar, Van Dijk is pretty ****ing good, no? Squad is miles better off for it.

[Tee]

Sell Coutinho for £150m or something mad and signing Keïta, Salah, Lemar, Van Dijk is pretty ****ing good, no? Squad is miles better off for it.

I'd take that all day long

[marcus50bucks]

Need another one (mid or attacker) in addition to Lemar if he is off. Get that then the cunt can **** off.

Agree with you. Selling Coutinho and signing Lemar would still leave us short. We'd need one more.

[danperkins]

Love that story about him being in a pizza restaurant and the waitress says "would you like your pizza slicing into 8 or 4?" and says "4 please, I could never manage 8"

chap is a funny ****er. Thick as pig ****