Everton H Build Up

[lickedlollipop]

These are really hilarious, I'll put them here just to make some laugh...again

Bill Shankly's quotes about Everton:

"A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe that you are the best and then make sure that you are. In my time at Liverpool we always said we had the best two teams in Merseyside, Liverpool and Liverpool reserves."

"If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."

"Don't worry Alan. At least you'll be able to play close to a great team!" Bill Shankly to Alan Ball after he signed for Everton

"The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!"

On awaiting Everton's arrival for a derby game at Anfield, Bill Shankly gave a box of toilet rolls to the doorman and said: "Give them these when they arrive – they'll need them!"

"When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along."


Bill Shankly

[RichC]

Liverpool FC @LFC 22s
Confirmed #lfc team: Reina, Johnson, Enrique, Agger, Carragher, Gerrard, Lucas, Henderson, Coutinho, Downing, Sturridge #efc

[Mostar]

So much for Gerrard being injured

[RichC]

Happy with that, start with the same side that demolished Newcastle.

[Shaggy]

Subs: Jones, Skrtel, Shelvey, Borini, Assaidi, Coates, Suso.

[chadrtc]

These are really hilarious, I'll put them here just to make some laugh...again

Bill Shankly's quotes about Everton:

"A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe that you are the best and then make sure that you are. In my time at Liverpool we always said we had the best two teams in Merseyside, Liverpool and Liverpool reserves."

"If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."

"Don't worry Alan. At least you'll be able to play close to a great team!" Bill Shankly to Alan Ball after he signed for Everton

"The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!"

On awaiting Everton's arrival for a derby game at Anfield, Bill Shankly gave a box of toilet rolls to the doorman and said: "Give them these when they arrive – they'll need them!"

"When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along."


Bill Shankly

Imagine if he said all of those now. The press would be all over him for showing no respect.

[lickedlollipop]

Imagine if he said all of those now. The press would be all over him for showing no respect.

football went downhill since 2000's

[Fosterbloke]

I hope Johnson gets some form back. Even at 50% he's a decent player but if he pulls his socks up then Everton are in for a torrid time, especially with Sturridge and Coutinho taking the piss.

[Fosterbloke]

football went downhill since 2000's

Football went downhill in 1992.