Bellamy autobiography

[Sarb]

It's never gonna click with Bellers is it ?
At some point in your life, when you've exhausted yourself calling out everyone as being the problem, cunts and other such colorful terms...............maybe its time to look a bit closer to home.

I just text my mate and told him about the autobiography. He is a West Ham fan. He replied:

"if you searched a dictionary for the definition of cunt, it would say 'see Craig Bellamy'"

[Resu]

I thought he`d changed when he came back, seemed like he`d understood at least a couple of things.

[baitman]

loved bellamy's never say die attitude. always up for it. lots of similarities with suarez.
dont fink bellars ever bit anyone to get a move away, tho

[kev776]

Sounds like it was written by a child, Bellers does come across as a cunt though.

[Shaggy]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/craig-bellamy-charlie-adam-1924566

Craig Bellamy on... Charlie Adam

3 June 2013 23:00

In today's final extract from his new book, Bellamy tells how he was alarmed at the beginning of his new adventure at Liverpool when he saw Charlie Adam in training for the first time.

I met Charlie a couple of times before pre-season training began, and he seemed a nice lad.

He wasn't the brightest but then footballers rarely are. I consider myself to be among the cleverer footballers around.

Charlie is a true Scot, and he loves his beer. It's all he ever talked about at the start, having had a brutal close season with a series of lads holidays abroad.

Charlie wasn't a shy lad and told the squad all about his escapades, including vomiting into the swimming pool at 2pm one afternoon.

He was a fat ******* too, Charlie, and he could eat for Scotland.

Some of the lads called him 'Rab', after the TV comedy character Rab C Nesbitt.

The first day at training and Charlie had a 'mare. He couldn't control the ball to save his life, couldn't get his breath and kept falling over while trying to run with the ball.

Players are always judging others, never more so than on the first day - first impressions count and though some of the lads found it hilarious, most were not impressed.

"Who's this cunt?", one respected player said to me.

"I can't believe we've signed this useless cunt", said another.

While one of the club's iconic players said to me, "I'd played against him last season and I knew he was ****e, you're gonna need to step it up this season, Craig - cos this cunt's wank."

Charlie didn't have the best of seasons and he was sold on to Stoke. I wish him well.

[little dave hedgehog]

[Tee]

Bellers

[Venton]

"I wish him well." Genius!

[McDermotX]

[Daniel 7]

Fantastic!

[kingfunk]

LOL- how much did we pay for that tub again? What a mare.

[JohnDoe]

Bellamy is a legend. Simple as.

[Sarb]

Bellamy is class. You can probably guess who the club legend is who told Bellamy he'd have to step it up after seeing Adam in training. What a wank signing Charlie Adam was

[Cormack74]

Makes you wonder why on earth KK signed 'Rab'.

[Sarb]

Makes you wonder why on earth KK signed 'Rab'.

Also makes you wonder whether @karlton81 was actually right on what he tweeted about Charlie Adam faking an injury so he could go on a bender to Dubai