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    Originally posted by Bender View Post
    Ben Smith ‏@BenSmithBBC 4m
    Daniel Agger, Glen Johnson and Martin Skrtel will also miss out on Wednesday’s friendly match through injury. #LFC
    Clearly they're all going to be sold.
    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      Oh FFS. Not Johnson and Agger. They better be fit for the season.
      One tit for another.

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        Aside from you know what we've actually got a game today

        Got a feeling Aspas is going to bag a brace tonight and cement his place in the team for the Stoke game.

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          Originally posted by Pablo1981 View Post
          Aside from you know what we've actually got a game today

          Got a feeling Aspas is going to bag a brace tonight and cement his place in the team for the Stoke game.
          ...very early days but he looks like a fit again Bellers in terms of attitude and just being in the right place at the right time recently.

          Maybe, just maybe he could just be our secret weapon this season...

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            LFC Photo ‏@LFCphoto 1m
            Fans, Jan Erik Andersen & son pose in front of his Liverpool FC decorated car at Clarion Hotel in Norway today. #LFC

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              *******s are writing on that fellas car!
              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                He spelt Liverpool incorrectly

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                  Photos: Reds stars sign LFC car

                  7th Aug 2013 - Latest News

                  As the Liverpool squad prepare to step up their pre-season preparations another gear on Wednesday night, they were treated to a meeting with a Norwegian Kopite who has gone to extreme lengths to show his support for the club.

                  Jan Erik Anderson rode into Oslo this morning in his 16-year-old Ford Mercury before parking up at the team hotel, where the Reds squad greeted him and took turns to sign his car.

                  But this isn't just any ordinary automobile as, for the last four years, Jan's wheels have been decorated in Liverpool regalia.

                  "I started decorating the car in 2009," Jan explained. "I was talking with my son who was six-years-old at the time and I said we were going to make it a Reds car because we are big Liverpool supporters.

                  "He said, 'Yes, definitely! We'll do it next week!' - but it took us a year to complete.

                  "I've been a Liverpool fan for as long as I can remember. Ray Clemence was my first hero, but I can recall crying when we sold Kevin Keegan in 1977, but being delighted when we realised just how good his replacement, Kenny Dalglish, was turning out to be."

                  Four years on, Jan's car is the talk of whatever town it rolls into. It even journeyed to Liverpool in 2010.

                  "The reaction I get is always 99 per cent positive," he said. "Even with fans of other clubs. They say to me 'It's a fantastic car...it just has the wrong crests on it!'"

                  Steven Gerrard had previously autographed the car two years ago, but Jan's long-awaited dream of presenting the car to the entire Liverpool squad finally came true when the Reds players and staff all placed their own signatures on the vehicle.

                  "I was shaking when they came out of the hotel," Jan confessed. "I felt like I was 14 years old again!

                  "It's obviously very difficult to get the car to all of the players, so I'm absolutely delighted they took the time to come and see it and autograph it. I'm so happy!"

                  What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

                  Batman

                  F*** off!!!

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                    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                      Wisdom looks equally confused in fairness.

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                        Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                        Oi Kolo your not meant to Autograph your own shirt

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                          I don't know what it is but there's something dead funny about Kolo
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            new cult hero at Anfield

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                              Let's hope we keep another clean sheet, even with a second choice backline.
                              If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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                                Originally posted by Bender View Post
                                new cult hero at Anfield
                                He can secure that by 'Agger-ing' Suarez if the unthinkable happens
                                "I will make the boys feel your support"
                                Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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