Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[Venton]

Chowdry is pretty good in the middle for Leicester as well. He's losing his duel with Ejaria but there's no shame in that. In all other areas he's excellent, box to box. Super hair as well, looks like Baby Huey in a circus mirror.

[Venton]

Ok, Dander has discovered the lost art of taking a corner. Whipped in fast dipping and moving, right into the danger area. Came to nothing but I'm sick to the back teeth of seeing all the **** corners his season, it gets right up my nose.

Half time.

[Venton]

****ing hell, Ejaria's goal was fantastic! He nutmegs the first challenge outside the box and gets a bit of luck as it deflects, dribbles past the next defender, drops his shoulder to go outside and then cuts it back onto his left sending the next defender out for pie and chips and then ****s it across the keeper into the top corner. Didn't even look like he was out of breath.

[Venton]

It's been a good morning so far. I've gone another round with the tree stump in the Rumble In The Suburbs, put up a rotary clothes dryer, marinated some chicken in sesame oil and rice wine for tonight, taken a vast amount of bottles to the recycling bank, we're 2-0 up at half time. And to top it all off I've just discovered that Mrs Venton has replenished my stock of cold beers in the fridge just when I thought all was warm and lost. What a time to be alive.

[Venton]

Early pressure from Leicester in the second half. We are defending stoutly but firmly camped around our own box.

[Venton]

Ejaria just beasts Chowdry in the midfield battle and earns a free-kick straight after. Pressure relieved for the moment.

[The_weatherman]

It's been a good morning so far. I've gone another round with the tree stump in the Rumble In The Suburbs, put up a rotary clothes dryer, marinated some chicken in sesame oil and rice wine for tonight, taken a vast amount of bottles to the recycling bank, we're 2-0 up at half time. And to top it all off I've just discovered that Mrs Venton has replenished my stock of cold beers in the fridge just when I thought all was warm and lost. What a time to be alive.

I was so inspired by this that I'm going to take our bottles for recycling as well. I'll keep you posted!

[Venton]

It looks a chore but you'll feel good afterwards. And you won't have to put out a huge load of bottles on recycling day like an alcie-stonehenge. Late at night so no-one can see it.

[Venton]

King, on the turn in our box, nearly scores but it's just too high. Another corner for Leicester which George takes and throws out instantly. Shades of Dudek there.

[Venton]

King runs onto a ball splitting our defence and Polgar just gets a touch to knock it wide of our post. Close that and corner to Leicester.

And LEICESTER SCORE!

[Venton]

Liverpool 2-1 Leicester. Poor marking lets King get a free header into the near side of the goal. We switched off there. Good corner though.

[Venton]

Another corner for Leicester. It's come in high and slow but George manages to miss it then tries to get it back from amongst the Leicester forwards in the box. It's cleared but that was ropey from George. We're flapping a little here.

[Venton]

Will Marsh comes off and Wade Maxwell comes on up front.

[Venton]

Arnold, our captain, has made a dummy pass once too often the Leicester have cottoned on. He was robbed there and it lucky nothing came of it. No dallying in defence please.

[Venton]

The foxes are hunting in packs and chasing us down at the moment. Another corner to them. And LEICESTER SCORE!