Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[Venton]

So, we now top the group having won all three and play in the quarter-finals on Saturday. Good performance second half. Feyenoord should have been a couple up at least in the first 20 mins but didn't take their chances. Yes, that old chestnut. We became dominant after scoring.

The Gomez twins played well, one up front and one in midfield. Jackson looked good in this match, barking orders at everyone around him all match long and came out confidently for everything.

Philips pounced on a Feyenoord defensive blunder to tuck it under the keeper and Harry Wilson produced a magnificent long range strike for a second, left foot curler. After that everyone was too hot and knackered to do anything.

[kev776]

Great stuff Venton, always good to hear how the kids are doing, even girlie haired ones.

[Venton]

Great stuff Venton, always good to hear how the kids are doing, even girlie haired ones.

They're nearly all girlie-haired mate, it's like a Pantene advert out there half the time

[Assassin]

Cheers V. Now go and find that pub

[Venton]

Cheers V. Now go and find that pub

It's a little early yet, but it's going to happen at some point

[meffin]

Just watching the goals from the previous matches in the tournament at half-time, including the astonishing 6-5 win against Friends United Indonesia. I am less effusive in my praise about Jackson after that, couple of howlers in there. Harry Wilson has a style that seems to be all the rage now but in my day would have earned the nickname "girl's hair". That would have stuck to him his entire life. There's a grown man in Ashton still called "girl's bike" based solely on one incident 35 years ago. Canos has some shooting boots on him.

[meffin]

They're nearly all girlie-haired mate, it's like a Pantene advert out there half the time

I think thats also true for the majority of under 18 males in this country, sadly.

[Venton]

Let them have their time. A good proportion of them will have all kinds of baldness in a few short years so they should enjoy their place in the sun before it's all aboard the ferry to Baldy Island, one-way tickets only, where the sun never shines and the wind whispers nothing to them but memories of what once had been. Where has gone the quiff? Where the flicks? Where the luxurious mane? They have passed away as if they had never been. So quoth the youth-team player, mindful of no hardship. Yet. The little ****ers.

[SB]

Let them have their time. A good proportion of them will have all kinds of baldness in a few short years so they should enjoy their place in the sun before it's all aboard the ferry to Baldy Island, one-way tickets only, where the sun never shines and the wind whispers nothing to them but memories of what once had been. Where has gone the quiff? Where the flicks? Where the luxurious mane? They have passed away as if they had never been. So quoth the youth-team player, mindful of no hardship. Yet. The little ****ers.

Is Reece on holidays or has he turned the bald, baldy filter off for a bit?

[Cormack74]

More defensive ****ness by us, Travis heading out to the edge of the box under no pressure inviting a wayward shot from Feyenoord.

This pitch looks like Chelson Meadow, no wonder the ball is starting to get lumped left right and centre.

Chelson Meadow?

Nice analogy but I'm not sure how many on here would get it. I'm only partly sure that I do

[baitman]

Dobie, with his first touch, receives the ball in the box and then dollies it gently over the bar like a good neighbour tenderly returning a stray hen to its rightful garden. Poor.

wtf are you on, man

top coverage, epic banter.

[Venton]

Is Reece on holidays or has he turned the bald, baldy filter off for a bit?

He's a fine man and this wasn't meant offensively. We're all in the same boat eventually, just some paddle quicker than the rest.

Chelson Meadow?

Nice analogy but I'm not sure how many on here would get it. I'm only partly sure that I do

My mum used to say it to me: "Tidy your room, it's like Chelson Meadow". It kind of stuck

wtf are you on, man

top coverage, epic banter.

Cheers, it gets boring commentating to yourself so you can get carried away, but it's cathartic. I need a co-commentator, like Wilson on Castaway.

[SB]

He's a fine man and this wasn't meant offensively. We're all in the same boat eventually, just some paddle quicker than the rest.

Loud & clear brother. Loud & clear.

[RedReet]

Liverpool 2-0 Feyenoord.

Flick on from the half way line, Wilson heads towards the box feinting slightly to left and right then cracks a low bending shot into the bottom corner. Keeper nearly keeps it out but too much pace and accuracy for his despairing glove. Great goal and nice build up too.

Checked out the goals last night, really was a lovely goal from Wilson.

[BigChief]

Wilson is our (not Kewell) very own Bale.