Lazar Markovic

[Fredo]

That turd is a ****ing monster. Makes my eyes water even thinking about curling one that size out.

Reminds me of the time I was taking cold and flu meds for a week solid and didn't realise how much codeine bungs you up, and that i hadn't had a crap for about 4 days
I felt like crying trying coax this almighty turd out. It was a very unpleasant experience. I was sweating bullets and had to take my pants off half way through to readjust my positioning on the toilet to try squeeze this thing out. I remember the almost euphoric feeling when it crowned, and i knew that the end of my pain was in sight.
When the monster finally gave in and dropped into the bowl, it made the type of "kerplunk" sound that one would expect a bowling ball to make if it was dropped from the 10m diving board into a pool.
Dripping with sweat and utterly exhausted, all i could do afterwards was lean back in a triumphant manner and rejoice

Annoying thing with these is the splash back you get when it hits the water, especially if you've had a piss beforehand.

[vlahka]

Easy fix. Just toss in a bunch of toilet paper before you sit down.

As for THAT picture, even the toilet bowls expression is one of wonder and shock.

[Norbs]

Annoying thing with these is the splash back you get when it hits the water, especially if you've had a piss beforehand.

Sometimes the coldness of the water gives instant relief but sometimes the instant shock spasms your ring to contract too quickly and causes pain

[little dave hedgehog]

interesting one here. he has been named in the cl squad. i guess he'll be integrated into the team???

[Liverpool]

there is room for him so no harm in naming him, origi also listed

[Kenneth]

Sometimes the coldness of the water gives instant relief but sometimes the instant shock spasms your ring to contract too quickly and causes pain

By the way, that never happens. Your bottom is faulty.

[dom9]

gosh. I've only just read this thread.

[brightred]

Wow

[Norbs]

By the way, that never happens. Your bottom is faulty.

It is indeed faulty. I'm having surgery in December

[Roboklopp]

Gonna jump on all 4s again Norbs?

[Roboklopp]

Rated this thread 5 btw on the strength of Harv's & Baitman's comments alone.

[Kenneth]

It is indeed faulty. I'm having surgery in December

Good luck

[Roboklopp]

Good luck

Aye.

[Norbs]

Cheers fellas

[Fernandinho]

At the very least we is a wide player to have as an option if we have an injury crisis. Not the end of the world to have him around