Liverpool vs 'Boro {C.O.C}: Match Thread

[Muddled]

It was meant tongue in cheek - he just did what all of us have wanted to do.

Ahh, gotcha. I thought he'd caused you a mischief.

[kingfunk]

What is lambert again?

[danperkins]

Lambert is one of the slowest footballers ever.

It's actually incredible how slow he is

[Daffy Duck]

Well this is much better than we usually do in the cup against lower league clubs

[Muddled]

Lambert's legs must feel like concrete at the moment. He could do with a couple of goals, just to get that personal expectation off his back.

[McDermotX]

It's actually incredible how slow he is

He's so slow that he evaded the first challenge purely because he didn't get there on time.

[Muddled]

He's so slow that he evaded the first challenge purely because he didn't get there on time.

Sakho's heading direction is almost comical.

[danperkins]

He's so slow that he evaded the first challenge purely because he didn't get there on time.

[danperkins]

Lallana's link up play really is excellent

[Muddled]

Enrique is like a bull. On speed.

[Muddled]

Lallana's link up play really is excellent

He's so neat, intricate and deft ... they're great attributes in and around the opposition's 18 yard line.

[DeanoUK]

Enrique is like a bull. On speed.

Yeah the bloke is doing well. Lambert not so well. Lucas is a passenger who concedes the odd foul every now and then.

[Muddled]

Toure releasing the Kraken.

[danperkins]

He's so neat, intricate and deft ... they're great attributes in and around the opposition's 18 yard line.

once that fitness comes back hopefully he'll be a great addition to our first eleven.

[danperkins]

That epic beard might be weighing Lambert down