Liverpool vs 'Boro {C.O.C}: Match Thread

[Kenneth]

Is Toure our first ever Muslim player to wear the captains armband.

Jamie Redknapp is Muslim, but it almost seems like he doesn't want to talk about it.

[Maxiedge]

I don't think we've been THAT bad.

We're broken and low on confidence. It's going to take some time to get back to where we were but today has been more encouraging than West Ham, LUD and Villa.

Markovic will get better. You can tell he's just slowly feeling his way into a new setup.

[Buzzo]

I got SKY Sports just before the Chelsea game last season to sit back pipe and slippers and relax whilst watching us win the league and then take un Europe.

We've been utter gash almost since that day.

Should I go back to streaming the games to help the lads out?

Is it all my fault?

[G]

Which is my point. How many penalties have we seen where it is ball to hand?

The only penalty I can think of (for us) where it has been deliberate handball is against Barcelona back in 2001.

You hardly ever see deliberate handball never mind pens for them. The sheer amount of people who know **** all about that rule is always amazing though.

[loki]

Its absolutely amazing to me that after having spent north of 100 million that the only guy in our squad that is able to create anything is sterling!!

[Leyton388]

Spurs MKII

[Venton]

I got SKY Sports just before the Chelsea game last season to sit back pipe and slippers and relax whilst watching us win the league and then take un Europe.

We've been utter gash almost since that day.

Should I go back to streaming the games to help the lads out?

Is it all my fault?

that at least has cheered me up

[Gibbo]

I got SKY Sports just before the Chelsea game last season to sit back pipe and slippers and relax whilst watching us win the league and then take un Europe.

We've been utter gash almost since that day.

Should I go back to streaming the games to help the lads out?

Is it all my fault?

Don't beat yourself up mate, I think we can all establish it's because Shaggy is at the game.

[Tribute]

Why can't we win a header from a set piece in either end?!?

[Kenneth]

Which is my point. How many penalties have we seen where it is ball to hand?

The only penalty I can think of (for us) where it has been deliberate handball is against Barcelona back in 2001.

[tanner]

Is Toure our first ever Muslim player to wear the captains armband.

No, I'm prey sure that the Captain of the Afghanistan national side wore the armband before Toure.

[Buzzo]

ponderous
pɒnd(ə)rəs/
adjective
slow and clumsy because of great weight
dull and laborious

[Roboklopp]

Why's Enrique trying these fancy flicks? That back-heel was like a shire-horse trying to rid it's back leg of a horny dog.

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Well at least that cheered me up a bit.

[Maxiedge]

Ok. The amount of times Balotelli slips is getting a bit ridiculous.

[Tribute]

...and the amount of times Enrique loses the ball being a complete dick