Vs. Newcastle United (A): Match Thread

[Roboklopp]

Who is more poo?

[Vermilion]

According to the bbc graphic we've had 68% of the possession.

Which we've done **** all with!

[Muddled]

Borini having a little niggle at Janmaat. Which was great to see.

[Daffy Duck]

I never imagined it was possible to be this annoyed while also bored... Thought boredom and strong feelings were mutually exclusive.

Hope someone at least smashes Janmaat's head in if we don't manage to score a goal.

[McDermotX]

Good cover by Skrtel

[JohnDoe]

Playing 4-4-2 now. Looks much better.

[Fierce]

We're so ****ing static

Why? Have the players been told to hold off moving forward in the hopes of countering? I just don't get how the same players we had last year have regressed to this extent

Play a pass and move into space to get it back, it's ****ing basic stuff

[Tribute]

Have muted the TV as Savage is talking more **** than Owen...

[danperkins]

We are a long ball side

[Muddled]

Coutinho tries to run in to the box but is outnumbered two to one. Savage blasts him for not running in to traffic .... he is clueless.

[Tatterdemalion]

...

[dizzycat]

Savage really wants to see someone have their leg broken

[JohnDoe]

Correction, Borini's on the left.

[Roboklopp]

Ha.

[Muddled]

Janmaat just wiped out Borini ... second yellow?

EDIT: Nope, Marriner is more transfixed on his tan.