Liverpool V Aston Villa FA Cup Semi Final Match Thread

[McDermotX]

Owen shut up you throbbing great cockend.

...he's not tall enough to be marked by anyone over the age of 11

Git.

[Roboklopp]

Yeah, it's like looking at an attractive woman from the floor up and then finding out she has no head.

Kinda.

Almost.

We're toothless up top was the point I was wanting to make.

Aye. Exactly like that.

[Tribute]

Villa a toe away from being clean through there...

[Muddled]

Cut open in defence and saved by Lovren's toes.

[Marina]

Thank God for Lovren

[Tribute]

Moreno's gone backwards since his first few games...

[McDermotX]

Probably a foul on the halfway line, but we got away with that.

[Tatterdemalion]

Thank God for Lovren

I don't think god had anything to do with Lovren. Pretty sure that boy evolved on an isolated island.

[Leyton388]

Villa looking the more likely here.

[Muddled]

We're trying to force it through Villa's midfield and whilst Sterling and Coutinho are willing runners, Villa's defenders don't really have a striker to force them to make a decision as to whether they go with the runner. All-in-all, it's too easy for Villa.

[Marina]

Villa is putting too much pressure on us

[McDermotX]

Nothing happening for us so far

[Tatterdemalion]

anyone know if our owners bothered to turn up?

[G]

Why do all our goal kicks go to the right wing usually involving us giving possession back to the other team. Every bloody game.

[Tribute]

Villa look composed on the ball at the back... but slow if they get caught on the break