[COC] Stoke (H): The Match

[Tribute]

Shaqiri living off that 'did he really mean to shoot from there...?' moment for the rest of the season...

[CJ]

The most exiting thing is wondering whether the commentators will call that Stoke player ****e.

[Marina]

Firmino, you ****er. He gives away possession so often.

[danperkins]

At the back, have we ****. 1 goal against us and that was offside.

Norwich we were dreadful and let four in this has been a dire game but we've managed at the back well.

Come on Rich mate we've been absolutely all over the place, off side goal or not. Blessed that their poison up top too.

[Tribute]

Benteke is better in midfield than he is up front...

[Buzzo]

Crowd look bored.

[Montana]

Not looking good

[danperkins]

I'm actually looking forward to cleaning the bathroom after this

[Muddled]

Confidence player Benteke to take the deciding penalty and sky it worse than Lovren?

[RichC]

Eh we've been shocking

At the back, have we ****. 1 goal against us and that was offside.

Norwich we were dreadful and let four in this has been a dire game but we've managed at the back well.

[Chazza]

Don't think I can take penalties...

We will put you at number 9 then between Sakho and Lucas

[Buzzo]

Don't think I can take penalties...

I'd prefer you taking one to Big **** Tekkers

[Tribute]

Leave it someone else then

Haha. I wouldn't be any worse...

[Maxiedge]

I'm actually looking forward to cleaning the bathroom after this

[G]

Confidence player Benteke to take the deciding penalty and sky it worse than Lovren?