[COC] Stoke (H): The Match

[Irishnev]

Dear Christ how **** have we been tonight, bottlers of the highest order. The smallest bit of pressure or expectation on this lot and they fold. No pressure ala City and Chelsea and they look like world beaters.

We are ****ing hopeless in the final third.

[RichC]

Emre is having a mare.

Midfield seems a bit too 'fluid'.

Little Joey A needs to be brought on

[The_weatherman]

This is ****, I'm off.

[Tribute]

I don't believe this. Defending is pathetic,

[Gibbo]

Arses falling out all over the pitch.

[danperkins]

Oh my God sack the whole defence... This is embarrassing stuff

[Muddled]

Catch it, Mignolet!

[Fosterbloke]

What the actual? Someone attack the muther****ing ball!

[Leyton388]

Catch that Mignolet you ****.

[Rich]

Holy ****

[RichC]

Hendo off for Benteke

[danperkins]

Come on Ben!

[Tribute]

Henderson off. Big call for Klopp. Taking capt off.

[Buzzo]

Little Joey A needs to be brought on

Get Pirlo on to calm it down and settle the nerves.

Here comes Tekkers.

[kev776]

Soooo, who is the home team?