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    I think it'd because he absolutely wellies every shot

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      Been saying this for years. He has zero composure in front of goal. Its painful to watch.
      "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

      "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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        We should sign a striker and convert them to left back
        Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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          Amazing that his assists are spot on but he cannot score in a brothel to save his life!!!!
          Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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            Rather than try to place it in the goal he wallops it every time, his finishing is atrocious haha
            Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


            Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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              Still, I’d not swap him for anyone else at LB; his ****housing alone is absolute world class.

              Be good if he worked on his shooting though !

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                Every side needs a few cunts, Robbo is that. We actually are too nice and need more like him. In saying that Robbo has been way off his best defensively and offensively for a long time now.

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                  Robbo needs to imagine it's a cross each time he shoots. That way, it won't slice or fly way over the bar... it'll just be hitting the first man or keeper every time.

                  At least it'll give us something different to whinge about with his finishing...

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                    Originally posted by Tribute View Post
                    Robbo needs to imagine it's a cross each time he shoots. That way, it won't slice or fly way over the bar... it'll just be hitting the first man or keeper every time.

                    At least it'll give us something different to whinge about with his finishing...
                    When he's baring down on goal he should just change his body shape and shoot for the penalty spot. He'd be smashing them in top corner then.
                    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                      Originally posted by Harv View Post
                      When he's baring down on goal he should just change his body shape and shoot for the penalty spot. He'd be smashing them in top corner then.


                      His shooting ability reminds me of a childhood wellying 99p flyaway footballs from the local garage. They just go everywhere and anywhere, in all directions... totally unpredictable.

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                        Yeah he definitely subscribes to the John Smith/Peter Kay philosophies of striking the ball

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                          Classic advert. So simple, yet so memorable. We just have pyrotechnic adverts now, lots of noise, music, flashing lights, sensory overload.

                          As for Robertson, it must be a mental thing with him when it comes to finishing. He's alright at putting the ball in the box, but when he gets into shooting positions, it's as though he forgets the basics, and just whacks it like someone who's never played football before.

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                            Originally posted by Angryred View Post
                            Amazing that his assists are spot on but he cannot score in a brothel to save his life!!!!
                            I wish I had those risks to my life.

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                              Shut up, all of you

                              [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3h8UyKAIf8"]Liverpool's Andy Robertson scores a great goal for Scotland v Cyprus in 2019 at Hampden Park - YouTube[/ame]

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                                Even a blind scoterman will eventually hit the bullseye
                                removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                                too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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