Virgil van Dijk

[frank the tank]

I ****ed up my wrist a few months ago. No idea how (...)

Sure

[Buzzo]

Nor is a wrist load bearing.

It is from time to time.

[Fierce]

As are the demands. Not is a wrist load bearing.

Speak for yourself

[Roboklopp]

Ha. I might be short, but my cock defo is not.

[Fredo]

Which head is bigger?

[Roboklopp]

Mebbe not the best choice of emoji Fredo

[Scratch]

Ha. I might be short, but my cock defo is not.

But is that just in comparison to your body?

[Roboklopp]

Nah, it’s large in absolute terms too. One of my exes measured it half a lifetime ago but I can get it remeasured if you want an inch count?

[Peter_Griffin]

Nah, it’s large in absolute terms too. One of my exes measured it half a lifetime ago but I can get it remeasured if you want an inch count?

Robodong

[poorscousertommy]

This wasn't the thread update I was expecting

[Norbs]

He has to bandage the end when he has a shower apparently so that he doesn't graze it

[Mr Pink]

Nah, it’s large in absolute terms too. One of my exes measured it half a lifetime ago but I can get it remeasured if you want an inch count?

We’re hardly gonna just take your word for it- upload a photo of it, next to the measuring tape...

[Norbs]

[Scratch]

We’re hardly gonna just take your word for it- upload a photo of it, next to the measuring tape...

Banana for scale

[Roboklopp]

Bananas vary in size though, especially now they’re no longer forced to grow themselves within the arbitrary parameters imposed by the despotic Nazi Marxist EU.