Pre-season thread

[Leyton388]

102k in the stadium and I've got to be honest the majority of them seemed to be ours.

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/neiljonesgoal/status/1023348820690780161[/ame]

[Shaggy]

He's cracking up

[ame]https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1023348935589543938[/ame]

[Chris]

Mourinho asked if Sanchez looks unhappy. "Look, do you want him to be very happy with the players he has around him? We are here just to survive and to have some not very ugly results. Alexis is the only striker we have. And the poor man is there trying his best."

****ing hell, he really is a nasty piece of work isn't he? There is not a chance they are achieving anything this season, he can buy who he likes, it won't make a blind bit of difference when he's the "leader". I'm amazed one of them hasn't ****ted him, it must be an utterly miserable place to work, wouldn't surprise me if a lot of them wake up with anxiety when the alarm clock goes off in the morning.

[Shaggy]

Mourinho asked if Sanchez looks unhappy. "Look, do you want him to be very happy with the players he has around him? We are here just to survive and to have some not very ugly results. Alexis is the only striker we have. And the poor man is there trying his best."

****ing hell, he really is a nasty piece of work isn't he? There is not a chance they are achieving anything this season, he can buy who he likes, it won't make a blind bit of difference when he's the "leader". I'm amazed one of them hasn't ****ted him, it must be an utterly miserable place to work, wouldn't surprise me if a lot of them wake up with anxiety when the alarm clock goes off in the morning.

[Tee]

102k in the stadium and I've got to be honest the majority of them seemed to be ours.

I’ve never believed Utd are the biggest club in the world.

[Tee]

https://twitter.com/neiljonesgoal/st...48820690780161

Did he really say that?!!! ****ing hell he has lost the plot completely...how must those players feel? Every one of them must think he is a complete bellend

[Leyton388]

I’ve never believed Utd are the biggest club in the world.

Are they ****.

[dom9]

Well, no. It's Madrid.

[BigChief]

Jose getting his preseason training for slagging off his players in front of the world. He's looking a bit rusty I'd say. Needs a few more games under his belt then hell be ready for a proper slag.

[Fredo]

Shaquiri probably showed with this cameo that we won't need Fékir.

[Leyton388]

Jose's 3rd year meltdown is in full swing.

[Vermilion]

Jose's Bus not big enough to stop us, but plenty big enough to throw his players under.

[Fosterbloke]

Shaquiri probably showed with this cameo that we won't need Fékir.

If you believe that then we should sign Voronin again.

[Roboklopp]

If you believe that then we should sign Voronin again.

****er can’t even spell his name right.