Pre-season thread

[Chris]

Glad to hear that about Studge. I'll say it again because I'm a hopeless optimist. I know the chance is slim, but just how ****ing amazing would it be if he found form and fitness this season? We'd completely ruin everyone.

Yep. Will always be on the Sturridge train. Just one ****ing season of him please! **** not even that just a good 25 games or something where he's healthy and it'd help hugely. But he'll probably break down v Torino in the week after scoring twice in 3 minutes or something

Albie

[Tatterdemalion]

Nice. Mad Al with a belter. 5-0

[Buzzo]

what a ball and what a goal

[Venton]

Sturridge with a great pass to Moreno who snots it past the keeper into the top corner. 5-0

[RedReet]

****ing cunt Moreno. Hopefully injured himself hitting that.

[spud_gun]

****ing cunt Moreno. Hopefully injured himself hitting that.

?? Bit of context???

[Chris]

Some lovely passing from Fabinho

[marcus50bucks]

Goalscorer?

[RedReet]

?? Bit of context???

Use search function, type 'Moreno'.

[Tatterdemalion]

Big Dom missed a 1 on 1 there. Hit the target, keeper saved it.

[spud_gun]

Use search function, type 'Moreno'.

You're unleashing that sort of venom on one of our players when scores?

****ing hell

[Buzzo]

Nat Philips looks a prospect.

Overall, this is great. This is pretty much our second XI and it looks better than many of our first XI's over the years.

[Chris]

A week on Sunday can't come soon enough, we are ready to get stuck right in to these pie n mash eating gob****es. Hopefully we get no injuries v Torino.

[RedReet]

You're unleashing that sort of venom on one of our players when scores?

****ing hell

I was joking. I was posting what a lot of 'fans' would have been thinking when he scored.

[badpiggy]

That was pretty great! Shaqiri motm.