Alisson Becker

[Buzzo]

He was ‘ok’ but had games where literally everything went in. Wasn’t at the level we needed with the ball at his feet. The odd spectacular blunder aside, Karius was better. He just chose the biggest game of his career to have his career worst performance.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Karius is good looking, can walk in a straight line at the same time as he eats ice cream.


Puts him a few rungs above all you munters on the evolutionary ladder.



And if those facts are not enough to convince the uggos he is better than you, well he wakes up with this person every day





Whereas you lot go scrambling for your girlfriend's puncture repair kit.

[Mark79]

He was ‘ok’ but had games where literally everything went in. Wasn’t at the level we needed with the ball at his feet. The odd spectacular blunder aside, Karius was better. He just chose the biggest game of his career to have his career worst performance.

TBF he took an elbow to the temple from that thug Ramos (who also literally threw Salah out of the game).

Then he played as if he had a head injury, strangely enough.

[Buzzo]

TBF he took an elbow to the temple from that thug Ramos (who also literally threw Salah out of the game).

Then he played as if he had a head injury, strangely enough.

[fidget]

Yeah - the deliberate waki-gatame judo throw (actually banned in judo because it's so dangerous) on Salah and the assault on Karius.
**** madrid and **** trent for signing for them.

[Tatterdemalion]

Yeah - the deliberate waki-gatame judo throw (actually banned in judo because it's so dangerous) on Salah and the assault on Karius.
**** madrid and **** trent for signing for them.

We need to make it clear to our players that Real Madrid are rivals. Not a destination club, but a club to be avoided if you want to retain your reputation as a Liverpool player. I'm sure Trent would have baulked at the idea of joining City, just like Gerrard did United and (with a little unfair help, true), latterly Chelsea.

[Paul12]

...Whereas you lot go scrambling for your girlfriend's puncture repair kit.

Tyreweld is the solution. As is having a spare in the boot.

[Norbs]

Karius is good looking, can walk in a straight line at the same time as he eats ice cream.


Puts him a few rungs above all you munters on the evolutionary ladder.



And if those facts are not enough to convince the uggos he is better than you, well he wakes up with this person every day





Whereas you lot go scrambling for your girlfriend's puncture repair kit.

She might be really horrible though

[SB]

She might be really horrible though

Hahaha like that’d matter

[fabinho]

Karius is good looking, can walk in a straight line at the same time as he eats ice cream.


Puts him a few rungs above all you munters on the evolutionary ladder.



And if those facts are not enough to convince the uggos he is better than you, well he wakes up with this person every day





Whereas you lot go scrambling for your girlfriend's puncture repair kit.

Probably taking selfies constantly, pouting at the camera 24/7 for instagram, Karius must driving her crazy!

[Tatterdemalion]

Probably taking selfies constantly, pouting at the camera 24/7 for instagram, Karius must driver her crazy!

Look on the bright side. You could be her, waking up next to Karius every day, knowing that if he is going to throw any balls at you, he's going to miss.

[fabinho]

Look on the bright side. You could be her, waking up next to Karius every day, knowing that if he is going to throw any balls at you, he's going to miss.

That is true

[Doc_Piptorious]

Oh the bitterness of ugly people.


I got your back, Loris. The price we pay for being god damn beautiful is paid for with the salty tears of munters.

[Norbs]

Its what's in the inside that matters

[Doc_Piptorious]

Its what's in the inside that matters

Yeah keep saying that whilst avoiding mirrors.