"Pints and Pool"

[sean_lfc]

PUB STORIES BY REDS FOR REDS
Tell your stories, share your media, your photos, your love!

EDIT ABOVE ^^^^: I forgot I'm a copywriter and went on a ramble, so I made a headline for everyone to get it *instantly*

So having thoroughly hijacked the Jürgen Klopp thread, and considering I haven't finished posting there, I decided to create a Public House Liverpool Thread.

It's basically where anyone who's got any tears to shed, any love for the club, any videos that make them weep, any rant when yer dr*a*nk, to post any old ramblings. Any reminiscent nostalgia videos, any types of discussion is permissible here.

So whenever you've had a drink, and you decide to talk all things Liverpool (club/city/humans/aliens/gutters/trees, anything L4) post it here!
(frank the tank, you are MIGHTILY welcome to tell of ALL YOUR STORIES from shagging turnips and pumpkins and lasses and ladettes in Liverpool, get a few bevvies down ya, roar the mighty Corck (see what I did there?!) and go for it).

I want this to be the Fans' fans' thread. Where drunken sailors post whatever late-night drivel they can come up with.

For the record, it was all inspired by Shaggz' posting about his getting randomly drunk watching random nostalgic love-videos about LFC, seeing as the international break is on and there's women's football on today and **** all else. No offense, but it's not stirring my loins either. So I decided to get drunk also (or was it the otehr way round?! Who knobe!)

It's basically inspired by the first few pages of the Klopp thread, where he signs, 35000 fans were tracking his plane, and grown up men started masturbating unabashedly. I admit, so did I. So great memories of our time with this club shall be posted here, all mediums permitted.

Share your wildest photos, your wildest videos, things that inspired you, made you soil your pants, explode your manly tear ducts, anything you fancy.

Make sure of one thing, get the Johnny Cash on, fill up the jar, swig some, and share all your stories!

Here's a go:

Look at the Alexander Arnold Family. And look at TAA's bro's tears, running down his face!








For the record:

Every thread I've created on here over the past 13 years has turned to ****, so I'm just going to keep drinking and keep this mother****er alive on page 1 and til every last human has shot themselves in the head So **** YOU!

[Peter_Griffin]

This -

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/1181509585582071809

[Peter_Griffin]

Not sure how to embed if any can assist?

[sean_lfc]

So I'm gonna tell you this little story.

I'm 36 years old, I've been to Anfield once in my life, it was against West Ham in 2008, we won 4-0, Torres scored a hattrick (I had to look that up). I was right next to the West Ham fans in the Annie Road End and never go to *REALLY* appreciate the whole stadium you know? Too many West Cunts lording it large, had to listen to them the whole time, but it was still a ****ing buzz to be fair!

So anyways, it was revo, the old cat's here will know him, and he sorted my 2 German mates and me tickets out when I was still a wreckhead student living it up in Leeds. That's the ONLY TIME in my life I've hung out with more than 1 Liverpool fan.

Fast-forward 11 years (Christ on a bike) and I'm in Berlin, not a student any more, and more of a clandestine wreckhead now (even hide it from the missus hehehehehehjeeehaueaieh )... and it turns out my best mate here who's a supervising film producer's creative director colleague (a German Polack) is actually the biggest Liverpool fan, runs the Berlin Reds fan club, never talks to me at work about anything BUT liverpool, and took me to my FIRST EVER outing to a Liverpool Supporters Bar and Night.

Can you imagine that ****? I've been basically watching Liverpool only ever ALONE cheering on Liverpool, or - as happened in Leeds soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many times - being in the pub with 99% MANC cunt fans and losing every game. It was ****ing tragic. Back in Leeds I would even sometimes wear the shirt, outnumbered, outgunned, outcunted, and had to take defeat every single time. Horrendous.

Sooooo, back to the story, there I was invited to the FIRST EVER outing with Liverpool fans ONLY, in ****ing Berlin, Germany, somewhere in the East. It was ****ING UNREAL! They even played all the ****ing songs on't stereo before the game, everyone was singing, GERMANS, ****ING GERMANS, singing all the songs!!!

The game was Chelsea. I told the cunts (and became a hero in the official supporters club instantly).... before Trent walked up to take the freekick:

"He's got new shoes, he's gonna score"

And BAM! Trent scores the ****ing beaut! Everyone went wild.

So I'm there, going British mental (coz I am, innitz), and I fall in love with supporters there and then. I notice how ****ing BIG this club is. There's ****ing girls from Sweden there, guys from Spain, it's ****ing mental, everyone's cheering us on! There's even another guy, he runs the supporters' whatever, taking photos, shooting videos the whole time, more interested in capturing the atmosphere than watching the game, proper ledge!

Sooooooo.... this was a magical moment for me. I'm 36. I supported us through thick and thin. I was always alone. And then I'm in't pub with a loada strangers and we're all in it together and for the first time in my life, I can be free. I can sing away (scream away!!!). I was sooo happy, it was like a lost tiger who gets back to his tribe.

And I want to share it with ya lads, how much I love this club, and how much it meant to me, to be there, with our kin, in Berlin... here's the video (you can guess which one's me hahahahaha):

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2uQ9RrnIt-/

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! Liverpool has changed my life and EST1892 crew has been there all along, and I want to repay it, with video and sound!!!

[sean_lfc]

This -

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/1181509585582071809

He's beyond legendary! He's a ****ing galactic shaman of the intergalactic Red ****ing tribe

[ame="https://twitter.com/i/status/1181509585582071809"]https://twitter.com/i/status/1181509585582071809[/ame]

[sean_lfc]

I'm stealing this video from another thread:

[ame="https://youtu.be/jljZG-ySKys"]https://youtu.be/jljZG-ySKys[/ame]

Tears Children Wevre so lucky to have fans like these of all ages

[sean_lfc]

Hey lurking lurker, so 61 people have viewed this thread and not replied. I have not replied to threads in ****ing years - and I have 5000 posts. I decided to overcome my 'Don't post, what's the point' phase, what difference does it make? I believe *EVERYONE* has at least one great story to tell about theirs supporting Liverpool.
And that's what this thread is for. Don't be embarrassed! Be proud of who you are! Even if you believe you're just a minion and your opinion is just butter when you stutter! So is mine! I'm a **** cunt with nothing left to give but my heart and soul and love for all you keyboard warriors and pussies (I know I'm one!)

We're in the pub together, all of us, everyone's having a pint or a shandy or an Appletizer, and because we're humans and we love to exchange our ideas and expressions about how we see the world, that is why this thread is here.

Did you know, that you can NEVER NOT offend anyone, when you're saying what you think in a room of 50 people? There's 7+ ****ing billion on the planet. Who gives a ****!!??! I've stopped giving a **** this season, and I have been top poster and victim lurker and neither have done me well or bad, it's all in me head.

So I want this to the be the Poob Room, the place where you can just give it out large, **** off cunts, whatever, I am who I am and this is my story! This place needs a central hub where we can all be non-embarrassed about who we are and just shoot those thoughts out into the Red World. No clique bollocks here, you're talking to Mr. Loner Numero ****ing Uno in the world! And we can be together, chewing the fat, shootin the breeze, you could even just atom-bomb drop that time you shagged Lucy Pool right there in the street, or talked to yer grandma about that time she once watched a footie game and then she had a heart-attack and looked you in the eye and said "Thank you Sonnie, for hearing me out" or that time you converted the neighbours kid, whose dad was a Chav scumhead, to support Liverpool, it's the ****ing PUB STORIES THREAD and we are ONE FAMILY and we will most likely NEVER EVER MEET EACH OTHER EVER, so what does it ****ing matter.

This thread is about

ONE LOVE.
ONE CITY.
ONE CLUB.
ONE CULTURE.
ONE TRIBE.
ONE LIVERPOOL

[SB]

I’m at work but I’ll share my only derby match when I get home.

[Mr Pink]

Awesome idea for a thread!! Was following Liverpool my whole life, hard to pick out a memory...

For the day that’s in it, will have to go with a Klopp reference- this was the moment when I went from liking him to loving the man. It’s from a press conference a few weeks after he started, when the reporter asked him to reflect on a good start. It’s still my favorite Klopp press conference #Zero****sGiven

[ame="https://youtu.be/YDrTw4Y2Sac"]Jurgen Klopp: " I Cant Forget This ****ing Loss Against Crystal Palace " - YouTube[/ame]

[topscorer]

So I'm gonna tell you this little story.

I'm 36 years old, I've been to Anfield once in my life, it was against West Ham in 2008, we won 4-0, Torres scored a hattrick (I had to look that up). I was right next to the West Ham fans in the Annie Road End and never go to *REALLY* appreciate the whole stadium you know? Too many West Cunts lording it large, had to listen to them the whole time, but it was still a ****ing buzz to be fair!

So anyways, it was revo, the old cat's here will know him, and he sorted my 2 German mates and me tickets out when I was still a wreckhead student living it up in Leeds. That's the ONLY TIME in my life I've hung out with more than 1 Liverpool fan.

Fast-forward 11 years (Christ on a bike) and I'm in Berlin, not a student any more, and more of a clandestine wreckhead now (even hide it from the missus hehehehehehjeeehaueaieh )... and it turns out my best mate here who's a supervising film producer's creative director colleague (a German Polack) is actually the biggest Liverpool fan, runs the Berlin Reds fan club, never talks to me at work about anything BUT liverpool, and took me to my FIRST EVER outing to a Liverpool Supporters Bar and Night.

Can you imagine that ****? I've been basically watching Liverpool only ever ALONE cheering on Liverpool, or - as happened in Leeds soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many times - being in the pub with 99% MANC cunt fans and losing every game. It was ****ing tragic. Back in Leeds I would even sometimes wear the shirt, outnumbered, outgunned, outcunted, and had to take defeat every single time. Horrendous.

Sooooo, back to the story, there I was invited to the FIRST EVER outing with Liverpool fans ONLY, in ****ing Berlin, Germany, somewhere in the East. It was ****ING UNREAL! They even played all the ****ing songs on't stereo before the game, everyone was singing, GERMANS, ****ING GERMANS, singing all the songs!!!

The game was Chelsea. I told the cunts (and became a hero in the official supporters club instantly).... before Trent walked up to take the freekick:

"He's got new shoes, he's gonna score"

And BAM! Trent scores the ****ing beaut! Everyone went wild.

So I'm there, going British mental (coz I am, innitz), and I fall in love with supporters there and then. I notice how ****ing BIG this club is. There's ****ing girls from Sweden there, guys from Spain, it's ****ing mental, everyone's cheering us on! There's even another guy, he runs the supporters' whatever, taking photos, shooting videos the whole time, more interested in capturing the atmosphere than watching the game, proper ledge!

Sooooooo.... this was a magical moment for me. I'm 36. I supported us through thick and thin. I was always alone. And then I'm in't pub with a loada strangers and we're all in it together and for the first time in my life, I can be free. I can sing away (scream away!!!). I was sooo happy, it was like a lost tiger who gets back to his tribe.

And I want to share it with ya lads, how much I love this club, and how much it meant to me, to be there, with our kin, in Berlin... here's the video (you can guess which one's me hahahahaha):

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2uQ9RrnIt-/

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! Liverpool has changed my life and EST1892 crew has been there all along, and I want to repay it, with video and sound!!!

Him?

[Sus]

This -

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/1181509585582071809

Yes, this! The best video, what a top man

[Gray]

What a weekend Madrid was. This is my lad finding out we weren't watching the game in a Madrid bar. This is actually my highlight of the weekend.

https://twitter.com/ninjagray/status/1135146293330939904?s=20

[sean_lfc]

Him?

The one behind with the glasses who was wailing his arms around whistling he heheheh Come on the laaaaads!

[sean_lfc]

What a weekend Madrid was. This is my lad finding out we weren't watching the game in a Madrid bar. This is actually my highlight of the weekend.

https://twitter.com/ninjagray/status...330939904?s=20

Man that is ****ing awesome!!!! Best dad in the world!!

[sean_lfc]

Awesome idea for a thread!! Was following Liverpool my whole life, hard to pick out a memory...

For the day that’s in it, will have to go with a Klopp reference- this was the moment when I went from liking him to loving the man. It’s from a press conference a few weeks after he started, when the reporter asked him to reflect on a good start. It’s still my favorite Klopp press conference #Zero****sGiven

Jurgen Klopp: " I Cant Forget This ****ing Loss Against Crystal Palace " - YouTube

Hahaha, that was such a thing of beauty! You can hear it in the laughs of the journalists how he really inspires people, makes them soooo at ease. He unites human beings Love the hashtag Mr. Pink, glad you're sharing that memory thanks