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    #46
    Originally posted by Jaco_Pastorious View Post
    Yeah go see if you can outswim a saltie.....

    In a mountain river? I can out swim every saltie in there!
    Was muß, das muß.

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      #47
      Originally posted by Fosterbloke View Post
      In a mountain river? I can out swim every saltie in there!

      What about the 16 footer hiding in the tree?
      I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


      Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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        #48
        Originally posted by Jaco_Pastorious View Post
        What about the 16 footer hiding in the tree?
        Crocodiles can't climb trees, it's probably a drop bear..
        Was muß, das muß.

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          #49
          Originally posted by Fosterbloke View Post
          Crocodiles can't climb trees, it's probably a drop bear..

          That's a myth. Only reason people think giant heavy reptiles totally unsuited to climbing trees cannot climb trees is because there have been no survivors left to say they saw a croc leaping from the tree to attack.


          I can see at least four in your pic.
          I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


          Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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            #50
            Originally posted by Jaco_Pastorious View Post
            That's a myth. Only reason people think giant heavy reptiles totally unsuited to climbing trees cannot climb trees is because there have been no survivors left to say they saw a croc leaping from the tree to attack.

            I can see at least four in your pic.
            Why don't don't you see Crocodiles hiding in trees?

            Because they're really ****ing good at it!
            Was muß, das muß.

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              #51
              Originally posted by Fosterbloke View Post
              Why don't don't you see Crocodiles hiding in trees?

              Because they're really ****ing good at it!

              Is how Brutus there lost his leg. Most folk think it was another croc that bit off his leg, but the truth is that it got stuck on a branch as he launched himself down onto a nice aussie snack pack.
              I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


              Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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                #52
                Less than two hours to go.


                Getting that wanting to have raw meat hanging from my teeth feeling. Bring on those blue bar stewards, let's be having the whole fecking lot of them.
                I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


                Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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                  #53
                  I've got Bacardi and Coke, and a big **** off bag of crisps at the ready!
                  Was muß, das muß.

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                    #54
                    Originally posted by Fosterbloke View Post
                    I've got Bacardi and Coke, and a big **** off bag of crisps at the ready!


                    I have an Arsenal fan and a Manc tied up in the yard and a big **** off sledgehammer in the corner.


                    We lose and the Arsenal fan gets it, we win and the Manc gets it.


                    Only joking, I obviously have to nut both of them at this point. Ahh bank holiday weekend hijinks, you cannae beat it.

                    I do have a few cold bottles of fruit juice though. I'm not girly or Aussie (same thing really) enough for a bacardi and coke.
                    I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


                    Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by Jaco_Pastorious View Post
                      I have an Arsenal fan and a Manc tied up in the yard and a big **** off sledgehammer in the corner.

                      We lose and the Arsenal fan gets it, we win and the Manc gets it.

                      Only joking, I obviously have to nut both of them at this point. Ahh bank holiday weekend hijinks, you cannae beat it.

                      I do have a few cold bottles of fruit juice though. I'm not girly or Aussie (same thing really) enough for a bacardi and coke.
                      That's fair enough, I'm clearly not masculine enough to nut off another man.
                      Was muß, das muß.

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                        #56
                        [ame]https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1515317850415808518[/ame]

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                          #57
                          [ame]https://twitter.com/mancity/status/1515321651700895752[/ame]
                          Modifying post.

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                            #58
                            We should be beating that lot

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                              #59
                              Stones and Ake at CB? Are they just not interested?
                              One tit for another.

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                                #60
                                On paper at least, we should be winning this one.

                                I guess the plan is to play Fernandinho until the 60th then bring on De Bryune?
                                Was muß, das muß.

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