Jesus Christ

[Maestro]

Whoopy ****in doo! At least he's not in some Welsh court being tried for assault on women!

FLMAO @ Whoopy ****in doo!

[cadmium]

What are they doing in James McFadden's bedroom?

[Resu]

But you love pink?

[dom9]

I'd prefer Gerrard not to do these OK/Hello shoots, but it's obviously important to Alex, and as most of us know, it pays to keep your lady sweet

What's it got to do with you?

It's his business what he does and doesn't do.

[anfieldanfield]

What are they doing in James McFadden's bedroom?

Ha!

Probably waiting for Will Young to arrive!

[johnly]

Stevie to daughter "This is the look I had on my face when mummy said, Stevie darling, why don't we make this room mega pink?"

Daughter to Stevie, "I know daddy its horrible, can't we paint the room red like your work clothes?"

[Insider]

How's the liver Speedy?

[Taffy]

Looking at the size of Alex' jugs there's no wonder the both of them have their mouths wide open!

[Speedy]

How's the liver Speedy?

Huh?

[Parm]

The whole OK/Hello situation he's got himself in. If ******************************* is happening he should **** her off, stop the ****ty magazine shoots and become what we know he is, one of the best footballers on the planet.