Hypothetical question....

[Marky]

the point of calling him a poor mans gerrard is that replacing alonso with a gerrard tpe player would be a nonsense, we have offensive midfielders but have a distinct lack of defensive midfielders and could actually do with proper back up for sissoko. perhaps i should have made myself a hypocrite and said cahill isnt lfc class

Fair enough then mate

Can't stand Cahill, moany, cheating wee ****e but he's a quality player imo
although i don't think we need him.

[andyinswinton]

If a bid came in for Alonso of say £20m, and 3 quarters of the cash was then used to sign Tim Cahill, would you be happy with that?

Would anybody be happy to spend £15m on Cahill!

[Dirk07]

Wasnt there stories that Cahill was to go to the scum at the end of the summer?

He was up to some sort of no good wasnt he? (not counting playing for the blue side and entertaining the mancs)

[Red Chilli]

If a bid came in for Alonso of say £20m, and 3 quarters of the cash was then used to sign Tim Cahill, would you be happy with that?

If I cut open your head with a rusty spade and dug out 3 quarters of your brain, would you be happy with that?

Probably about as happy as I'd be with your hypothetical scenario.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

No way Cahill for Alonso?? nO WAY

[El Jefecito]

If I cut open your head with a rusty spade and dug out 3 quarters of your brain, would you be happy with that?

Probably about as happy as I'd be with your hypothetical scenario.

:%s/spade/spoon/g

[Fiddy]

If a bid came in for Alonso of say £20m, and 3 quarters of the cash was then used to sign Tim Cahill, would you be happy with that?

'KINELLL'!!!!!

[twistnkuyt]

[carrsim]

If a bid came in for Alonso of say £20m, and 3 quarters of the cash was then used to sign Tim Cahill, would you be happy with that?

are we suggesting that tim cahill is a 15m pound player?

is this the clearest case of aussie insanity yet?

[redbuz]

£15 million for Cahill? As the late Steve Irwin would say..CRIKEY!!

[singlerider]

If a bid came in for Alonso of say £20m, and 3 quarters of the cash was then used to sign Tim Cahill, would you be happy with that?

:shock:

Wash your mouth out young man, that's a terrible suggestion.

And Tim '****ing' Cahill, urrgh!

If he were to play for us any happiness at him scoring a goal would be tempered by the need to either kick his teeth in or slit my wrists every time he did that ridiculous boxer celebration.

I take it this suggestion wasn't actually something you approved of?

[The Glove]

If a bid came in for Alonso of say £20m, and 3 quarters of the cash was then used to sign Tim Cahill, would you be happy with that?

Is this were you come out now and say some **** like, 'I was pissed last night, I dont remember posting this'?

Posts like this prove its true what they say about you.

[desertscouser]

If a bid came in for Alonso of say £20m, and 3 quarters of the cash was then used to sign Tim Cahill, would you be happy with that?

Cahill for 15 million quid! We would be the laughing stock of world football.

[Jack D Rips]

When the television show of the 100 silliest threads is being made, this will surely have no contenders for the number one spot

[Slim]

Cahill is the new David Platt. Can't tackle, not a great passer, and just when you are wondering if he is playing or not he pops up in the box with a goal.