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    #106
    Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
    Kurt mate, you'll never live this down

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      #107
      "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

      "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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        #108
        Thanks for the bump. Still just as funny.
        Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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          #109
          Bump
          Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
          'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

          "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

          * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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            #110
            still very funny

            Kurt Angle
            We come not to play.

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              #111
              A classic example of why everything you read on here should be checked and double checked before you reply!


              Suckin Fuberb!
              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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                #112
                still quality.


                "Who's your Daddy now?"

                LFC Champions one season someday
                Jurgen Klopp is just boss
                Semi retired poster
                twitter: @parmsahota
                insta:@parm78

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                  #113
                  **** it, if we're bumping old threads.......
                  I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                  Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                  Now all my lies are proved untrue
                  And I must face the men I slew.
                  What tale shall serve me here among
                  Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                    #114
                    God I still remember convincing someone on Kraptalk that I was a waiter in Madrid and I over heard a transfer conversation with him a Pako .. If memory serves me right ..myself and milkman fella .. used to go fishing almost weekly ..happy days
                    Anybody who criticizes Klopp ever is a James Blunt. Nov 2015
                    #****CITY

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                      #115
                      Originally posted by Nicey View Post
                      God I still remember convincing someone on Kraptalk that I was a waiter in Madrid and I over heard a transfer conversation with him a Pako .. If memory serves me right ..myself and milkman fella .. used to go fishing almost weekly ..happy days
                      Not as good as the guy on the KT free site who had them all convinced he was really David James

                      I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                      Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                      Now all my lies are proved untrue
                      And I must face the men I slew.
                      What tale shall serve me here among
                      Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                        #116
                        The all time best was when that guy claimed to have had had a conversation with Rafa's daughter about transfer targets in the uni bar and that she was well fit. Obviously some of his credibility was lost when the ages of Rafa's daughters was pointed out
                        "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                        -- William Blake

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                          #117
                          Originally posted by MrMichael View Post
                          Not as good as the guy on the KT free site who had them all convinced he was really David James

                          I think he got rumbled when he forgot and posted 10 mins after the final whistle of some of our games - and then tried to claim it was his brother

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                            #118
                            Do you guys remember the whole .. I'm a bean counter at Pricewaterhouse and i was involved in a meeting with top liverpool brass at a little chef outside london thread .. that was genius
                            Anybody who criticizes Klopp ever is a James Blunt. Nov 2015
                            #****CITY

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                              #119
                              This thread just never gets old

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                                #120
                                roflmao - quality bump - the original kurtangle'd post!
                                i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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