Slip of the tongue

[Red Wino]

You appear to have a "little" chip on your shoulder

Why you little!

But seriously, this Owen midget thingy is blown out of proportions. Literally.

[Mumsafan]

5'8" is short for a fella tho isn't it. Plus anyone 5'8" and under tends to have LMS and do things like threatening to hit folk who say they are short.........

[brikkis]

Couldn't care less what he thinks. He's a little midget anyway.

Have to say when he left us at the time I was gutted. Time is a great healer and I like Owen. So no matter how he left the club, he was a great servant while he was here

[Rich]

I'd call a bloke at 5' 8" a little on the short side. Sorry!!!

You'll have to jump to head butt me....

[Red Wino]

5'8" is short for a fella tho isn't it. Plus anyone 5'8" and under tends to have LMS and do things like threatening to hit folk who say they are short.........

It's a good thing I've got a sense of humour with you lot. Stick the neck a little bit out and it's like the guillotine squad out here.

What the hell is LMS, by the way?

[sean_lfc]

Little Midget Syndrome?

[Mumsafan]

It's a good thing I've got a sense of humour with you lot. Stick the neck a little bit out and it's like the guillotine squad out here.

What the hell is LMS, by the way?

Actually it's SMS I think. Small Man Syndrome

[Mumsafan]

Little Midget Syndrome?

Good guess. But not quite right.

[Red Wino]

Little Midget Syndrome?

Funny

Anyhoo... the average male height in UK is apparently 5'9.

[sean_lfc]

So you're saying you're below average then?

[Mumsafan]

Funny

Anyhoo... the average male height in UK is apparently 5'9.

Yes the link is in the How Tall Are you thread in the chat thingy.


I'm 5' 9" *


























* and female

[Red Wino]

So you're saying you're below average then?

Wow, how did you work that one out?
We have a mathematician genius in the house!

[Red Wino]

Yes the link is in the How Tall Are you thread in the chat thingy.


I'm 5' 9" *


























* and female

You amazon woman you!

[Mumsafan]

You amazon woman you!

[El Jefecito]

Am I the biggest freak @ 6' 6" then?