Fernando Torres

[RichC]

how do you see what's been tweeted at him?

[JohnDoe]

How long has he been suspended? Feels like at least six months for me.

[RichC]

have to say interesting first tweet from him

"I have not started on Twitter yet, but this is my official page and it is ready to go when the timing is right."

[Shaggy]

Just search "@Torres"

[RichC]

ahhhh ok yeah see he's getting pelters already.

Would never have thought Twitter would be his thing, always thought of him as pretty reserved and introverted.

[Shaggy]

Bound to be written by a PR company.

[Ketario]

Thanks for the heads up. Have blocked him.

[Lee]

Is that really Darren Fletcher on Twitter?

fletcher24 Darren Fletcher
Waaaaaaaaaanker!!!!! @Torres

[Shaggy]

Is it ****

And as I suspected it's obviously a PR firm:

D_Sturridge Daniel Sturridge
I have not started on twitter yet, but this is my official page and it is ready to go when the timing is right.

[Shaggy]

Could even be fake

OliverKayTimes Oliver Kay
Someone's faking ... RT @Richard_Buxton_: A fake verified account? Must be a first. RT @grifoisra: @torres no es un twiter oficial

[Shaggy]

Apparently 'grifoisra' is his brother, and he says it's fake (despite the 'verified' thing) - elaborate!

Quickest follow/unfollow ever.

[Lee]

Disappointing.

How do these players verify their accounts? How's verification, erm, verified?

[Shaggy]

Twitter HQ gets them verified somehow, the 'verified account' blue tick is the indicator but the Torres account has faked that too

[Lee]

Ooh I see!

I'm going to get mine verified. I wanna blue tick.

[Chris]

In a game where all a player had to do was run and he was through on goal he managed to barely touch the ball. Absolutely invisible, horrible petulant prick aswell.

Gutless, lazy, ****house.