Fernando Torres

[sean_lfc]

HAHAHA, you jokers I love puns, the Germans could really take a slice of that creation of humour, alas, it's all "NEIN! Es macht keinen Sinn, es ist NICHT lustig!"

[Chazza]

Its the Battersea power station thread all over again

[Lee]

Fernando Torres - The Monster - YouTube

He was so good. Anyone else seen the YouTube video of Torres against AC Milan as a 12 year old? Cracking technique.

[dom9]

Was he a chip off the old block?

[Lee]

Wood you mind cutting out the puns?

[dom9]

I'll leaves them alone from now on.

[PTP]

I'll leaves them alone from now on.

fir enough

[dom9]

Does anyone think Torres looks like Twiggy?

[PTP]

thing is, with torres, he felt he needed to branch out

[Imy]

Its a bit of a monkey puzzle as to why he still hasn't got his form back.

[Suarez]

Why wasn't he top scorer in England if he was the best in the world?

I take it you're pretending Ronaldo wasn't a forward too, to claim Torres was better then the greasy one who more or less single handedly won them a league title in 2008-09 is plain wrong.

He was great but nowhere near the true greats of the game, either from today or yesterday. He's only ever looked world class in one system with one player behind him, hasn't reproduced that form in any other side.

Villa's always out-performed him at national level too, even when shunted out wide to accommodate him at times.

Its quite obvious that you're a manc.

[dom9]

thing is, with torres, he felt he needed to branch out

Yes, he's moved away from his roots.

[Imy]

Yes, he's moved away from his roots.

Do you think he still Pines for us?

[dom9]

Maybe, his leaving us was needles.

[McDermotX]

I like to hit Traitor with the biggest tree I can find.



Does that count as a pun ?