Fernando Torres

[Daniel 7]

I got the goals from Wikipedia

I had it in my head that Carroll was producing twice the value than Torres since he joined, so I was correct - I guess Wikipedia needs some updating, I thought it was wrong!

[Liverpool]

dont forget they get paid wages as well

[Mostar]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKUvYRHweJ0"]Chelsea FC - Friday Night Live with Torres - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAxO0ygspJI"]Chelsea FC - Friday Night Live with Torres - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYFKz7sWs04&feature=related"]Chelsea FC - Friday Night Live with Torres - YouTube[/ame]

[Muddled]

The second clip

Interviewer: We've celebrated your one year anniversary, how has do you think it has gone ... and when I say that, I don't just mean on the pitch but off the pitch, settling in, bringing your family ... just how is *everything*

It's a good job she developed the question, because really it, would have been a one word answer: "awful".

But bless her, at least she allowed him to talk about his kids going to school in London and not about his impotence in front of goal.

[Mostar]

I didn't like what he missed to say about the supporters. He said that supporters were always good to him since his Atletico days as he was Atletico fan and now Chavs fans are great to him.

Not a word about us and we treated him as a supernatural hero..

[RichC]

I didn't like what he missed to say about the supporters. He said that supporters were always good to him since his Atletico days as he was Atletico fan and now Chavs fans are great to him.

Not a word about us and we treated him as a god..

Probably how he feels now, not been showed the love since he left has he .

[Roanmore]

Christ almighty, that is like something you'd see on children's TV.

[McDermotX]

Prick

[Mostar]

Prick

[Phoenix07]

Dear Fernando,

I have compiled a summary of your career at Chelsea to date.

[Lee]

State of his ****ing hair ffs.

[RedReet]

11 - F Torres has now failed to score in 11 consecutive PL appearances, beating his previous worst record of 10 (Jan-Apr 2011). Drought

Ha ha, I was gonna say did Torres really go 10 games without scoring for us, I couldn't remmber it. Then I looked at the dates.

[Norbs]

A snip at half the price.

****in hell. £16.6m per goal. Ouch.

That a stat that'll never get worse

[Norbs]

Probably how he feels now, not been showed the love since he left has he .

We didn't alter history though Casey, he did

[G]

State of his ****ing hair ffs.

I thought it was Rachel from Friends being interviewed