Fernando Torres

[McDermotX]

Traitor has started well here at Stoke.

Moved from one arse cheek to the other to relieve the pressure. Blew his nose and tried to strike up a conversation with the fella beside him. Oh......and he adjusted his jacket's zip.

Good start for the 50m striker.

[Bender]

OOH

[Daniel 7]

Haha, that one's so full of expression it almost looks like the cover of a TV Soap magazine

[dom9]

Wait... Fernando! Come back! I didn't mean it.

[Camble]

"Fernando Torres came on to a chorus of boos after replacing Frank Lampard. The Spaniard has become somewhat of a vilified figure for the Blues supporters".

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[Chazza]

Lost it.

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