Fernando Torres

[Roboklopp]

Ta. All starts?

[meffin]

Still better than Balotelli

[Paddy]

http://www.joe.ie/football/vine-this-attempted-scissors-kick-from-fernando-torres-is-absolutely-god-awful/473066

[Kenneth]

[Lee]

Oh dear. What was he trying to do?!

[fah-q]

Cross the ball back to the wing by the looks of it

[Lee]

Yeah, that's what it looked like.

[Roboklopp]

This is the sorta thing I'd do in 5-a-side. Acrobatic, but totally inept.

[Pablo]

This is the sorta thing I'd do in 5-a-side. Acrobatic, but totally inept.

Haven't you got a chronic bad back?

[Roboklopp]

Haven't you got a chronic bad back?

Not chronic no. Did loadsa aerial kicking through martial arts for years.
I just slipped a disc when was a kid & put my body though a fair bit of strain one way or another.

[Pablo]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E"]Napoleon Dynamite - Rex Kwon Do [HQ] - YouTube[/ame]

[Roboklopp]

Haha. Bit more professional than that.

[CJ]

And shorter

[Roboklopp]

Indeed.

[Gingawaria]

Apparently available on a free on January.

Who'd have him back?

Might be because I'm utterly depressed with the state of things at the moment but I think he'd be worth a punt.