Fernando Torres

[Pablo]

Strikers with the most Premier League assists this season:

8 - Van Persie
7 - Agbonlahor, Zamora, Adebayor
6 - Rooney, Aguero
5 - Bendtner, Rodallega, Gervinho, Dzeko
4 - Torres (and 7 others)

Panic over, he's **** again

[Shaggy]

RVP, ****ing hell.

[Pablo]

Suarez only has 3 so far though (not necessarily his fault mind)

[dom9]

RVP, ****ing hell.

Player of the year. Easily.

[Mostar]

Stay on subject.

This is Torres "I-am-****-now-and-Luiz-is-my-only-hope" thread

[Mostar]

@OptaJoe
8 - Fernando Torres has eight assists in all competitions this season, PL 3, CL 3, FAC 2. Combined.

[Darkon]

RVP, ****ing hell.

Player of the season easily - a monster of a player right now!

[Lee]

By a long way. He's ****ing incredible.

[cream]

By a long way. He's ****ing incredible.

He'll be at at Barca or City next season. Barca will pay £15m or City will pay £50m.

[Chazza]

Des Kelly @DesKellyDM

#EPL stat: Fernando Torres has not managed a single shot on target for #CFC in any of his last three games. Nightmare.

[McDermotX]

All these stats are great and all, but I trust what I see when I see him playing....................................and I see ****.
If it looks like ****, acts like **** and plays like ****.......then there's only one outcome. Ipso facto.

[lfcred]

I feel for the guy! dont think i have seen a player go through such a bad spell!

[Suarez]

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[Nick77]

I feel for the guy! dont think i have seen a player go through such a bad spell!

[Vermilion]

I feel for the guy! dont think i have seen a player go through such a bad spell!

Nah, tis the other way round really, i don't think i've seen such a **** player have such a good spell as he did while at Lfc, should count himself lucky really.