Fernando Torres

[Roboklopp]

The cunt probably just upped his game for a big match, he'll be back to his usual ****e form in no time.

ashamed to say this, but I've still got complete hatred towards this cunt

can't bear to watch him play and dread reading the results in case he's scored, was pissed off last night when he got that last gasp winner, ****

I even made up a ****in song that I sing to myself


the armband proved he was a red Torres Torres
but Russian money turned his head Torres Torres
the greedy ****, the ****in turd
he's got a face like my nephews bird
Fernando Torres, your team mates think you're ****



and I'm fifty years old

[Tee]

ashamed to say this, but I've still got complete hatred towards this cunt

can't bear to watch him play and dread reading the results in case he's scored, was pissed off last night when he got that last gasp winner, ****

I even made up a ****in song that I sing to myself


the armband proved he was a red Torres Torres
but Russian money turned his head Torres Torres
the greedy ****, the ****in turd
he's got a face like my nephews bird
Fernando Torres, your team mates think you're ****



and I'm fifty years old

You are a legend in my eyes tufty.

[ChesterDave]

5Live gushing over his "return to form"

Its not form if it is a one of you daft *******s! He's got to repeat it week after week for it to be form!

[Gazzla]

5Live gushing over his "return to form"

Its not form if it is a one of you daft *******s! He's got to repeat it week after week for it to be form!

He missed an absolute sitter and scored an open goal after a defensive catastrophe. Laughable all the plaudits he's getting after close to 3 seasons of abject misery

[Vermilion]

He missed an absolute sitter and scored an open goal after a defensive catastrophe. Laughable all the plaudits he's getting after close to 3 seasons of abject misery

He's in the new york groove once again according to some, i'm not convinced yet.

But it wouldn't surprise me to see Maureen get the best out of him, but i'm hearing comments like 'he's back to how he was at Anfield', which is frankly; nonsense.

[dom9]

ashamed to say this, but I've still got complete hatred towards this cunt

can't bear to watch him play and dread reading the results in case he's scored, was pissed off last night when he got that last gasp winner, ****

I even made up a ****in song that I sing to myself


the armband proved he was a red Torres Torres
but Russian money turned his head Torres Torres
the greedy ****, the ****in turd
he's got a face like my nephews bird
Fernando Torres, your team mates think you're ****



and I'm fifty years old

[Vermilion]

We should sing that when we play them.

[BigChief]

Is there a world cup coming up?

His armband proved he was a red, Torres Torres
****wittery then turned his head, Torres, Torres
The world cup's near, he's cut his hair
Dribbling through like he just don't care
Michael Owen, Liverpool's Number 10!

[RichC]

Quite amazing when you look at his stats how he's fallen off a cliff in terms of the Premier League - going from averaging almost a goal every game to at best last season one every 4.5 games.

It'll be interesting to see how he fares this season as for me he's actually playing better but he needs to find the back of the net on a regular basis which I'm not sure he'll every quite manage to do.

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[Roboklopp]

Interesting his strike rate was better in 09-10 than the year prior.

[RedReet]

Interesting his strike rate was better in 09-10 than the year prior.

[G]

And another flash in the pan 'run of form' is quickly ended

[Lee]

Did he even touch the ball today?

[RichC]

He was woeful today really, really bad.

[Baracus]

He was woeful today really, really bad.

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