Luis Suarez - Non LFC

[Kenneth]

Amazing player but the guy is a disgusting piece of ****.

[Bazzball]

More saliva based antics

[Angryred]

I'm sure he'll find something else to get his teeth into!! I say he's chomping at the bit to get going after retirement. We will probably see him starring in advertisements for Dentistry with a fine new pair of gnashers.

[Norbs]

These puns are filling time nicely, bridging a gap between lunch and dinner

[Fivex]

He did so well for us but I get why our rivals weren’t enamelled by his approach

[Doc_Piptorious]

Wish I could say the attempts at humour were biting, but thus far they have been pretty toothless efforts.

[SB]

He was getting long in the tooth tbf

Jaw dropping joke there

[Fivex]

He was getting long in the tooth tbf

[Scratch]

Retiring from International football.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football...s/cewlpez8nq8o

[EwarWoo]

Shocking how far he fell, tbh.

Leave LfC at your peril

He had that injury and lost a bit of pace which had already made him a lot poorer, we well and truly robbed Chelsea. But then he lost his aim as well. Lol

https://youtu.be/e2E-5PyYjT0?si=IRY3ZJwOlqg_8qAI

[Charly]

Shocking how far he fell, tbh.

Leave LfC at your peril

[EwarWoo]

Nunez?

Try Torres and youd have 3 worldies.

2nd best bit of business we ever did. We got the best out of him and sold him for a massive profit just before he went to absolute ****e. Fantastic.

I'd say not quite up there with Coutinho but better than Sterling

We've got absolutely criminal prices for some of our players. We should be under investigation

[labourRed]

God yes, best 3 strikers in recent decades by a mile. Not sure you can have three focal points like that though. Suarez would have nobbled the other 2 at some point and bitten anyone who tried to stop him.

He played alright with Messi.

[Venton]

Nunez?

Try Torres and youd have 3 worldies.

Nunez is easily a tier or two below the absolute elite of those 3 at their best.

God yes, best 3 strikers in recent decades by a mile. Not sure you can have three focal points like that though. Suarez would have nobbled the other 2 at some point and bitten anyone who tried to stop him.

[Charly]

I miss him still, he was a brilliantly unpredictable player. Can you imagine Nunez, Suarez and Salah in the same team?

Nunez?

Try Torres and youd have 3 worldies.

Nunez is easily a tier or two below the absolute elite of those 3 at their best.