Jürgen Klopp

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  • Exiled_red
    Paisley
    • Nov 2007
    • 55256

    #3616
    Bayern Munich targeting Klopp apparently. Tell them where to go.
    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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    • Steve001
      Benitez
      • Sep 2006
      • 602

      #3617
      Originally posted by Exiled_red
      Bayern Munich targeting Klopp apparently. Tell them where to go.
      Would Klopp really want to go to Bayern? OK, Germanys biggest club but I thought he hated them!

      [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o_kVrfStEU"]Jurgen Klopp Has A Right Giggle At Bayern Munich's Expense - YouTube[/ame]
      Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but does not actually get you anywhere.

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      • redmike65
        Shankly
        • Apr 2015
        • 7114

        #3618
        Silly talk, Carlo will get them right and BM are big enough to be patient.

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        • banditos
          Rocket Surgeon
          • Mar 2008
          • 2179

          #3619
          No chance he'll go to Bayern. He's Swabian and hates them with a passion. Would be like Stevie going to Manure.

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          • shanks69
            Shankly
            • Dec 2007
            • 5089

            #3620
            Originally posted by banditos
            No chance he'll go to Bayern. He's Swabian and hates them with a passion. Would be like Stevie going to Manure.
            I remember some saying the same about Alonso and Real Madrid.
            who's arsed?

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            • redmike65
              Shankly
              • Apr 2015
              • 7114

              #3621
              Klopp's next job (bearing in mind he says he'd like to retire at 60) will be Germany for WC 2026 when he will put up his feet with the winners medal.

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              • Daniel 7
                Heretic
                • Mar 2008
                • 24088

                #3622
                Originally posted by redmike65
                Klopp's next job (bearing in mind he says he'd like to retire at 60) will be Germany for WC 2026 when he will put up his feet with the winners medal.
                We might as well not bother watching anything. I'm just going to tune in for your posts to find out whats going to happen for the next 20 years, maybe put a few bets on and bask in my millionaire status off the back of what you say.

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                • redmike65
                  Shankly
                  • Apr 2015
                  • 7114

                  #3623
                  Ah only the next 10 to be fair (lighten up eh?).

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                  • peekay
                    Dr.
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 4000

                    #3624
                    I have been following football since mid 1990s and I have never seen a manager harness the crowd's energy like Klopp. What he did in the 60th minute was something else - changed the mood of the crowd which pushed the players forward.

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                    • baitman
                      Dad's Cabs
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 27735

                      #3625
                      Originally posted by peekay
                      I have been following football since mid 1990s and I have never seen a manager harness the crowd's energy like Klopp. What he did in the 60th minute was something else - changed the mood of the crowd which pushed the players forward.
                      We need him to do a "lets be 'aving you" shout out every game to gee the crowd up.
                      removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                      too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                      • Fivex
                        The Wisp
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 23867

                        #3626
                        Originally posted by baitman
                        We need him to do a "lets be 'aving you" shout out every game to gee the crowd up.
                        You want Jurgen Klopp to imitate an old witless celebrity chef grabbing the microphone at half time while absolutely legless, trying to encourage her ****e supporters into making some atmosphere by only speaking in the worst cliches behind a snide quivering smile...before going on to lose the game?

                        Hello mert.

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                        • red g
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 29964

                          #3627
                          Originally posted by Fivex
                          You want Jurgen Klopp to imitate an old witless celebrity chef grabbing the microphone at half time while absolutely legless, trying to encourage her ****e supporters into making some atmosphere by only speaking in the worst cliches behind a snide quivering smile...before going on to lose the game?

                          Think Jurgens drunken rant, would be cig in one hand and full of expletives!!
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                          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                          • little dave hedgehog
                            Token Yank
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 29963

                            #3628
                            i think he should sing sloop john b at every match.
                            dave of mutilation

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                            • Bender
                              Hodgsoned
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 37671

                              #3629
                              [ame]https://twitter.com/MelissaReddy_/status/803237433856954368[/ame][ame]https://twitter.com/MelissaReddy_/status/803236432244592640[/ame]
                              Last edited by Bender; 28-11-16, 02:04 PM.

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                              • baitman
                                Dad's Cabs
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 27735

                                #3630
                                It must be very comforing for origi to be called a div by the manager.
                                removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                                too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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