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  • maxwellbaxter
    Houllier
    • Nov 2006
    • 448

    #8521
    He is pretty good at receiving balls in the box though
    Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for Rodney

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    • BobTheCharmer
      Pantomime Villain
      • Jul 2006
      • 19183

      #8522
      Originally posted by maxwellbaxter
      He is pretty good at receiving balls in the box though
      Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won

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      • badpiggy
        Special Kind of Scum
        • Nov 2006
        • 14174

        #8523
        What horse****. Klopp is Protestant.
        Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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        • Irishnev
          Paisley
          • Aug 2006
          • 18291

          #8524
          Wtf

          The bull**** rumors I saw related to not taking our special training ingredient I think we were so broke his loan fee covered Kabak’s one......nothing more sinister than that

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          • Buzzo
            Donald Buzzworth
            • Jun 2010
            • 67435

            #8525
            Originally posted by Rafa Justice
            Its utter, utter bull**** of the highest but, since you asked....

            That Minamino was shagging Klopps son and that's why he was bombed out to Southampton. Klopp being Catholic religious, and with some players (Muslim) has split the squad as the rest are progressive thinkers and don't care about same sex relations.

            As I said, absolute bollocks.


            Wasnt expecting that!!!
            Modifying post.

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            • kingfunk
              Doesnt subscribe to Craig's conspiracy theories!
              • May 2008
              • 11751

              #8526
              The rumour I heard is he was not willing to accept his asthma diagnosis!!

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              • BigChief
                Paisley
                • Sep 2007
                • 13811

                #8527
                Originally posted by kingfunk
                The rumour I heard is he was not willing to accept his asthma diagnosis!!
                Unless the medication is by way of suppository?
                One tit for another.

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                • kingfunk
                  Doesnt subscribe to Craig's conspiracy theories!
                  • May 2008
                  • 11751

                  #8528
                  Originally posted by BigChief
                  Unless the medication is by way of suppository?
                  Suspicions were raised when he was told the initiation into the team was 14 pellets of caffeine up the rectum.

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                  • BobTheCharmer
                    Pantomime Villain
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 19183

                    #8529
                    Originally posted by kingfunk
                    The rumour I heard is he was not willing to accept his asthma diagnosis!!
                    So we want our players to have asthma so they can get special medication? Is that the rumour? I think they need to start doping quick to get some energy back.
                    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won

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                    • danperkins
                      Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in three moves
                      • May 2010
                      • 50408

                      #8530
                      Originally posted by Rafa Justice
                      Its utter, utter bull**** of the highest but, since you asked....

                      That Minamino was shagging Klopps son and that's why he was bombed out to Southampton. Klopp being Catholic religious, and with some players (Muslim) has split the squad as the rest are progressive thinkers and don't care about same sex relations.

                      As I said, absolute bollocks.

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                      • Shaggy
                        Unidentified Rascal
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 135533

                        #8531
                        Ffs, not what we need

                        [ame]https://twitter.com/cc_eckner/status/1369227268602597386[/ame]
                        Thanks very much for being

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                        • dom9
                          Ant Pisser
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 69011

                          #8532
                          Swap Low for Klopp
                          Oh I don't know.

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                          • Doc_Piptorious
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 40254

                            #8533
                            Originally posted by dom9
                            Swap Low for Klopp


                            I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


                            Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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                            • Norbs
                              Big Girl's Blouse
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 42637

                              #8534
                              That's a low blow

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                              • Buzzo
                                Donald Buzzworth
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 67435

                                #8535
                                Whenever I think of Joachim Low, I can’t move past the footage of him picking a booger and eating it.

                                So it’s a ‘no’ from me.

                                FWIW, think about Klopps personality. I don’t see him wanting to leave Liverpool on the back of a terrible season. I think he will want to regroup for next year. All his comments yesterday were a message to the 1st team squad saying, “if you don’t want to be at Liverpool because there might not be Champions League football next season, then I already don’t want you”.

                                I don’t see him going from that point to leaving himself.

                                He is invested in what is going on. Unless he is sacked, I think he will see out his contract.
                                Modifying post.

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