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    So Who's Going To Win The Ashes?

    Can't wait for the series to begin.

    Australia will win for sure.
    On the Ning Nang Nong
    Where the Cows go Bong!
    And the Monkeys all say Boo!
    There's a Nong Nang Ning
    Where the trees go Ping!
    And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
    On the Nong Ning Nang
    All the mice go Clang!
    And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
    So it's Ning Nang Nong!
    Cows go Bong!
    Nong Nang Ning!
    Trees go Ping!
    Nong Ning Nang!
    The mice go clang!
    What a noisy place to belong,
    Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

    #2
    You're right, Australia will win, probably quite easily too. England are much better than they were, but they played about as well as they ever could during the last Ashes series and just scraped it; over at your place, with the injuries they have at the moment too, I just can't see anything other than a 3-1 win for the Aussies
    I could not dig, I dared not rob:
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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      #3
      I think we will be competitive if we get Flintoff fit. We have better strength in depth now than we have had for ages.

      Still I think Australia will edge the series.
      "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
      -- William Blake

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        #4
        Originally posted by dww
        I think we will be competitive if we get Flintoff fit. We have better strength in depth now than we have had for ages.

        Still I think Australia will edge the series.
        England will retain the ashes

        heres what the aussies were up against in 2002/3

        ME Trescothick
        MP Vaughan
        MA Butcher
        *N Hussain
        RKJ Dawson
        RWT Key
        JP Crawley
        C White
        +JS Foster
        AR Caddick
        SJ Harmison

        england have improved IMMEASURABLY on this side...i cant even remeber who dawson and foster are!

        harmison, flintoff and panesar will take around 20 wickets each, add in hoggard/mahmood and well get through the aussie batting most tests

        the aussie side was along the lines of

        JL Langer
        ML Hayden
        RT Ponting
        DR Martyn
        DS Lehmann
        *SR Waugh
        +AC Gilchrist
        SK Warne
        B Lee
        JN Gillespie
        GD McGrath

        and only clarke and hussey have really cracked that side since as far as ive seen. most of the players in that lineup are not performing at the levels theyve previously achieved and i havent seen ANY australian cricketer come through since that would get in the england team...although i know theres enough depth in the aussie domestic game to come up with a couple of gems come the winter.

        If aussie bats 1st and gets 400+ then theres a good chance warne will win you a test or two but if england get runs 1st we will win in the 4th innings where we couldnt before. if the wickets take seam and the games are low scoring, well win whoever bats 1st.

        ENGLAND TO RETAIN THE ASHES

        5 crates of magners cider on offer for 5 different aussies prepared to bet that you boys will regain the ashes.

        i'm hoping to be working in sydney from next autumn so maybe we can even drink them when england have it tied-up after 3 tests
        drunk knows best

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          #5
          Originally posted by dww
          I think we will be competitive if we get Flintoff fit. We have better strength in depth now than we have had for ages.

          Still I think Australia will edge the series.
          I agree.

          Engalnd had home advantage last summer and the fans and national interest made a huge difference.

          But over here, the Aussies will have the advantage and I reckon they will edge it.

          That means all the **** I dished out last September to the convicts will all get thrown back at me.

          COME ON ENGLAND!!!
          If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs .... if we had some eggs!

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            #6
            Originally posted by enema of the state
            ME Trescothick
            MP Vaughan
            MA Butcher
            *N Hussain
            RKJ Dawson
            RWT Key
            JP Crawley
            C White
            +JS Foster
            AR Caddick
            SJ Harmison
            God that is an awful side. If i remember correctly Foster was that young wicketkeeper who has since been discarded.

            Like you no idea who Dawson is. But that bowling attack looks terrible - Caddick was past his best. White was never consistant and Harmison was inexperienced then.
            "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
            -- William Blake

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              #7
              This is bizarre. I remember Foster the wicket keeper, but who the fcuk is Dawson? Some of my mates went over and I stayed up to watch virtually every ball of the series, yet I still can't remember the bloke.

              I think we'll be competitive and may draw the series. The Aussies will be a much tougher nut to crack this time, obviously, but it's nice to be going over there with a genuine chance and also the respect of the Aussies.

              Can't wait for the series to start.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                Can't wait either. Think it could be a tight one.

                Which bowlers would you take? I'd go for:

                Harmison
                Jones
                Flintoff
                Panesar
                Hoggard

                i.e. No Giles or Mahmood.
                Keats and Yeats are on your side
                But you lose
                Because weird lover Biscan is on mine

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MattBiscan
                  Can't wait either. Think it could be a tight one.

                  Which bowlers would you take? I'd go for:

                  Harmison
                  Jones
                  Flintoff
                  Panesar
                  Hoggard

                  i.e. No Giles or Mahmood.
                  so would i but id be amazed if jones is fit so id put mahmood in

                  id play 6 bats with collingwood as 5th bowler, flintoff at 7, read 8 then hoggard, mahmood, harmison
                  drunk knows best

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                    #10
                    I think that Giles will definitely be in the travelling party. Until recently Fletcher was very grudging in his praise of Panesar and I think he will want to keep the pressure on him, we also might want to have the option to play two spinners.

                    I agree that there is no way Jones will be fully fit for the first few tests, meaning that Mahmood is in the squad by default almost. He looks the weakest link to me at the minute.
                    "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                    -- William Blake

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
                      This is bizarre. I remember Foster the wicket keeper, but who the fcuk is Dawson?


                      Richard Dawson? He was the best off spinner in county cricket the year of that tour. He's a YORKSHIREMAN. He's lost his way a bit, he had one excellent tour of NZ & India but in Oz he started to speed up and lost his dip and flight. He bowls it too flat now, he career seems to have gone all Ian Salisbury. Sad really, he wasn't given a chance.

                      For the record, I think Australia will win 3-1.
                      Last edited by G_Man; 17-08-06, 07:15 PM.
                      rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

                      Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
                      1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
                      2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
                      5: Crouch

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by G_Man


                        Richard Dawson? He was the best off spinner in county cricket the year of that tour. He's a YORKSHIREMAN. .

                        he was pants yorkie or not
                        drunk knows best

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                          #13
                          Well you obviously didn't see much county cricket that year then.

                          Consider you can't even remember who he was I'll take that assesment of yours with a truck of salt
                          rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

                          Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
                          1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
                          2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
                          5: Crouch

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                            #14
                            Amazing so many "authorities" on cricket can't even remember who an Engalnd player from 4 years ago was
                            rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

                            Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
                            1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
                            2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
                            5: Crouch

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                              #15
                              i may not follow yorkshire but a now a duffer when i see one bowl

                              you can put my not remembering him down to psychological protection mechanisms
                              drunk knows best

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